She was Choppin’ Broccoli

There’s a lady that I know, if I didn’t know her…
she’d be the lady, I didn’t know…

Doesn’t Paula Collins look like the prototype Kara ‘Studio 57‘ DioGuardi in this sketch? Anyway, watching the AI8 finally tonight, I just couldn’t get past the similarity between the lyrical stylings of these classic Derek Stevens (Dana Carvey) hits. Poor Adam Lambert and Kris Allen had to suck it up for their final performance and belt out their best version of a comically bad song ‘No Boundaries‘, courtesy of Idol Judge DioGuardi. Someone had it right when they decided that the losing contestant tomorrow is the one that gets to face the further humiliation of having this gem of a track on their next album. Welcome to L.A. I think we’ve got a hit on our hands.

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Posted by Forrest Black on May 20, 2009. Filed under Blue Blood. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry