When I was very little, a bunch of the old people at my grandparents’ country club used to think it was awesome to pinch my cheek and talk about how I played with bugs in the swimming pool. In point of fact, I did not play with bugs; I rescued them from drowning. Also, note to self: If I am ever four-years-old again, I should totally remember that old people do not like having their cheeks pinched back.
If you’ve been kinda gothic since you were four, Heavy Red has you covered for pool wear with their Swim Noir collection. They offer mix and match bikinis for an improved fit and black lace baby doll cover-ups for going to the snack bar. I used to like frozen Charleston Chews, which my parents never got me, due to the hugely unhealthy-and-bad-for-teeth factor, but which my grandparents country club snack bar stocked.
So, yeah, these bathing suits called up that particular memory set. Insects and candy and black lacey things do go well together.
SWIM NOIR: BABY DOLL SWIMSUIT COVER UP
From the Heavy Red Spring 2011 Line…
From the World Famous Swim Noir© designer Gothic bathing suit line – bringing noir style to the beach, pool parties and summer night rendezvous. Whether you’re a little shy, or just like to keep a little mystery going, throw on this little cover-all and find that you can go anywhere in your bathing suit. The pull over black lace baby doll dress has alternating sheer and lace panels and an adorable flared fit. This dress will keep you cool, seductive and noir. Shown here with our Forsaken Deviants Bathing Suit.