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Game of Thrones S4 E40: The Children, or Happy Father’s Day

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Our finale episode of Game of Thrones opens with Jon Snow tramping out into the enemy’s camp for a parlay. It’s a dour reunion, fermented mare’s milk cocktails notwithstanding, and negotiations are going pretty badly when Stannis and his newly bought army sluice into the woods and start shredding Mance’s Chancers. Stannis might have sent […]

Game of Thrones S4 E38: The Mountain and the Viper, or You’re Fighting THAT?

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Our latest episode of Game of Thrones opens in a dark, muddy shithole village, and leads us to the filthy whorehovel where Gilly does the washing up. And gets drunkenly abused for being a Wildling. Why is everyone so mean about Wildlings? Well, the raiding and slaughtering is kind of off-putting. Luckily Ginger has a […]

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Game of Thrones S4 E37: Mockingbird, or Brothers and Sisters Will Raise a Few Blisters

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Our new episode of Game of Thrones begins with Jaime and Tyrion recapping the last scene of the last ep. They agree that things could have gone better, but at least they screwed Tywin over. Tyrion’s leaning towards self pity, and the jokes are getting meaner and less funny. At least he’s aware of it. […]

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Game of Thrones S4 E36: The Laws of Gods and Men, or A Sidepiece Will Wreck Your Life

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Our new episode of Game of Thrones begins with Stannis having a meeting with a bank manager. I don’t know that I’ve ever felt sorry for him before. The director of semi-royal accounts is a smug, icy twat, played to perfection by Mycroft Holmes. He toys with Stannis and shuts him down hard, and insults […]

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Game of Thrones S4 E35: First of His Name, or NITB Rising

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Our latest episode of Game of Thrones begins with the well-received coronation of King Tommen “Baratheon” I, who by virtue of not being a psychopath or a boozing whoremaster is the best king to show up for the job in 50 years. If I was a courtier witnessing these events, my next stop would be […]

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Game of Thrones S4 E34: Oathkeeper, or at Least Joffrey is Still Dead

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We begin this week’s episode of Game of Thrones with Grey Worm and Missandei doing a little bonding over the shared horror of their past. She’s teaching him the common tongue of Westeros, apparently. Eyes on the prize, Dany. Grey’s role in the taking of Meereen is as an agent provocateur, supplying motivation and a […]

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Game of Thrones S4 E33: Breaker of Chains, or Setting the Table for Next Week

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Our latest episode of Game of Thrones begins with a lingering shot of Joff being dead. Ahhhhhhh… And Sansa and Fatso the Unlikely Hero running for their lives, a lovely sunset, and a long row out to the Flying Dutchman. Apparently Sansa’s savior is Davy Jones. Nope, no such luck. Getting double-crossed and murdered is […]

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Game of Thrones S4 E32: The Lion and the Rose, or The Blood and the Mucus

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We begin our second episode of Game of Thrones with Barry the Bastard playing at his usual outdoor amusement of chasing folks through the fresh woodland air with arrows. He has a chick with him, which couldn’t be much more distressing, and Our Theon of Sorrows is gamely attempting to keep up in spite of […]

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Game of Thrones, S4 E31: Two Swords, or A String of Dead Sparrow Heads

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Our new season of Game of Thrones begins with the final unsheathing of Ned Stark’s greatsword Ice, which Tywin Lannister has apparently decided to repurpose as two smaller swords. Sort of like splitting a loft space into two units. Since that isn’t enough of a symbolic emasculation and erasure for one pre-credit sequence, he also […]

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Mila Kunis and Bourbon

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Guys? Guys? Bunch of videos of Mila Kunis and Bourbon. She actually drinks Bourbon in one of them. It’s a bit intense. No, I don’t drink Jim Beam usually. But Old Overholt is a Beam brand and it’s a standby. And Beam’s under the Suntory umbrella now, so they’re in with Auchentoshan and Bowmore.

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