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Game of Thrones S4 E33: Breaker of Chains, or Setting the Table for Next Week

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Our latest episode of Game of Thrones begins with a lingering shot of Joff being dead. Ahhhhhhh… And Sansa and Fatso the Unlikely Hero running for their lives, a lovely sunset, and a long row out to the Flying Dutchman. Apparently Sansa’s savior is Davy Jones. Nope, no such luck. Getting double-crossed and murdered is […]

Game of Thrones S4 E32: The Lion and the Rose, or The Blood and the Mucus

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We begin our second episode of Game of Thrones with Barry the Bastard playing at his usual outdoor amusement of chasing folks through the fresh woodland air with arrows. He has a chick with him, which couldn’t be much more distressing, and Our Theon of Sorrows is gamely attempting to keep up in spite of […]

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Game of Thrones, S4 E31: Two Swords, or A String of Dead Sparrow Heads

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Our new season of Game of Thrones begins with the final unsheathing of Ned Stark’s greatsword Ice, which Tywin Lannister has apparently decided to repurpose as two smaller swords. Sort of like splitting a loft space into two units. Since that isn’t enough of a symbolic emasculation and erasure for one pre-credit sequence, he also […]

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Mila Kunis and Bourbon

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Guys? Guys? Bunch of videos of Mila Kunis and Bourbon. She actually drinks Bourbon in one of them. It’s a bit intense. No, I don’t drink Jim Beam usually. But Old Overholt is a Beam brand and it’s a standby. And Beam’s under the Suntory umbrella now, so they’re in with Auchentoshan and Bowmore.

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Game of Thrones S3 E30: Mhysa, or Who’s Cleaning Up This Mess?

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This week’s finale episode of Game of Thrones begins with me really not wanting to slog through recapping this dreary god-damned load. But Valar Dohaeris, fuckers. We in fact begin with the repellent Lord Flaymate mounting the battlements to survey the fiery, bloody, screaming mass of horror he has co-authored in his betrayal of the […]

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Game of Thrones S3 E29: The Rains of Castamere, or No Dull Affair This

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This week’s penultimate episode of Game of Thrones opens with the line of the season: “Are you sure about this?” Spoken by Lady Cat, to her son Robbo, who has followed the path of honor to the edge of a nasty cliff. Robbo wants to set up a last-ditch lateral move, attacking the real seat […]

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Game of Thrones S3 E28: Second Sons, or Orders Are for Those Who Would Follow Them

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This week’s episode of Game of Thrones opens on a single awakening eye. It’s a cool and peaceful morning, and young Arya Stark has murder on her mind and a rock in her filthy hands. The Hound is off his bender, though, and isn’t to be snuck up on. Lesson learned: next time, throw the […]

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Doctor Who, Episode 713: The Name of the Doctor

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Errata: I largely dismissed a Gaiman-written ep last week without rousing any sort of complaint or protest. I started this season by wrongly identifying a voice actor and that was a crime. Don’t you people have any standards? Our finale episode of Doctor Who opens with a reeling orgy of fan service, with Clara time-shifting […]

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Game of Thrones S3E27: The Bear and the Maiden Fair, or Some Girls are Bigger Than Others

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We begin our episode of Game of Thrones a bit south of the wall, where we have some manner of jealous intrigue developing with Jon & Ginger and Orell. Orell’s true feelings for Ygritte must have awakened after he cut her lifeline last week. Either that or he’s sick of listening to their conversation and […]

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Doctor Who, Episode 712: Nightmare in Silver

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This week’s episode of Doctor Who opens on the set where Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landing, which has been preserved at Pinewood studios under quarantine as part of an implacable, ossified turf war between a bunch of scary old spooks in MI5 and the NSA. Kidding, it’s some sort of interstellar carnival ride thing […]

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