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About Static Slow
About Static Slow
- Current Whereabouts
- Somewhere between chaos and serenity (if thats not cheesy enough for ya....;)
- Originally From
- Vancouver, Canada
- My Life's Calling
- I'm a cook at this nifty little hole on the east siiiieeeeed!!
- My Ride
- Pubic transit. Thats right, pubic all the way!!
- My Ideal Ride
- A sexy black hearse, prefferably from '56-'71...ooooh yeah
- Drink of Choice
- Margaritas, lime. But not that fake cordial shit, gotsta keep it real...word
- Yummy to Me
- Sushi sushi! i like it raw
- Where I Shop
- i don't have a favourite store because i don't really like to shop although Value Village has always been a steady.
- On the Town
- I dont get out much, (which expalins my participation in this) but anywhere with industrial/metal nights.
- Favorite Weapon
- thats a toughy, hmmm. Chainsaw? Woodchipper? AHAH! The Samurai sword!(i dont like guns, people would be better off using them on themselves)
- Favorite Movies
- Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, House of 1000 Corpses, All Dogs Go to Heaven
- Favorite TV
- I'm not really one for the "idiot box" although i am entertained by Invader Zim, South Park, Trailer Park Boys, and Harvey Birdman
- Favorite Authors
- Margaret Atwood, Anne Rice, Stephen King, JHONEN VASQUEZ.
- Favorite Bands
- Aphex Twin, Mindless Self Indulgence, Tool, Ani Difranco, Led Zepplin, Alice in Chains, Squarepusher, Queen, NIN, The Pixies.
- Turn Ons
- good music, long hair, tight vinyl attire, piercings,tight pinstripe suits, intense eye contact, good smell, the hand of a sexy stranger brushing my skin, getting taught lessons when im bad;)
- Turn Offs
- arrogance, stupidly low self esteem, bad smell, bigotry, hairiness, bad music, ,
- Hair Color
- Deep plum/black
- Previous Hair Colors
- Platinum blonde, black, purple, black, red, reeaally red, black, orange, pink, black.
- Toys I Desire
- an mp3 player would be nice, so would my own computer, a f*ckin car would work too. but out of the things i actually own...my discman and my vibrator.
- Depraved Fantasy
- To control mankind with an iron fist...wait...now i want soup
- Quote or Slogan
- I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs, or insanity to everyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S. Thompson
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