Lazy, unemployed bum. By which I mean I quit my job when my paychecks started bouncing and can't hold down another one.
My Ride
A good pair of boots.
My Ideal Ride
Something that can fly. Preferably some form of mecha, though I'll settle for a helicopter.
Drink of Choice
*said in a bad Russian accent* You can't go wrong with vodka, comrade!
Yummy to Me
Waffles == awesome. Toast is good too. Mmm... toast.
Where I Shop
At the moment, the grocery store is about the only place I can afford to go shopping. Though the tinkerer in me is also fond of hardware stores.
On the Town
Matrix. It doesn't really qualify as a club, but it's the closest thing this city has to one.
Favorite Weapon
Forkbombs and a DoS attack. Failing that, I'm fairly well versed in the use of most bladed weapons.
Favorite Movies
Top three would have to be Donnie Darko, Full Metal Jacket, and Barton Fink
Favorite TV
I don't own a television... probably wouldn't watch it if I did. To borrow a quote, "[e]verything that comes out of the God-box is a lie."
Favorite Authors
Sean Kennedy (tfm) has a lot of worthwhile things to say.
Favorite Bands
I assume I'm not allowed to pick mine? ;) Probably a three-way tie between Oozish, The Orchard, and The Evolution Control Committee. Bonus points if you've heard of any of them.
Turn Ons
You'll just have to wait and find out ;)
Turn Offs
Anything involving me ending up dead is generally a bad scene; I rather enjoy that whole "breathing on a regular basis" thing. Also, due to a prior near-drowning incudent, I'm not all that fond of getting dunked in cold water.
Hair Color
Blue
Previous Hair Colors
Brown (natural), the required black, a few shades of red, one or two different greens, blue, and a number of combinations of those.
Toys I Desire
Oh, just the usual stuff... my very own branch of the mint, a flying nuclear battlestation guarded by radioactive zombies, an überfast Quakebox, and other similar things. A butterfly knife that -isn't- eggshell-brittle would be really great too.
Depraved Fantasy
A missile silo, complete with MIRVed hydrogen warhead.
Quote or Slogan
I once found originality... they told me it was copyrighted.
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