^ has me locked in her basement
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^ has me locked in her basement
^asked 128 times before being lucky enough to be confined in said basement.
^ got it on camera before I stole it and sold it for cigarettes
^didn't even share the smokes.
^ hasnt developed film of hewhoisagod stealing carnalxkiss' panties yet
^ does cool things with string
^Does cool things with dismembered body parts
Possibly wants to combine the ideas and make a puppet show.
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^has his own puppet show in his pants.
Is thinking of that show on HBO.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evilbink
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^actually has HBO
^ cried when sex and the city ended
^ cried even more when the show *real sex* turned down his idea of involving 3 hamsters, a llama and a cuddle fish...
^ was in that episode, but they forgot to air it
^is a god amongst geeks
with a name like that how could you not love cuddlefish, boo HBO BOO i say :1orglaughQuote:
Originally Posted by CarnalxKiss
^sacraficed his cuddlefish to the god of geek sex
^ is a certified instructor of slick creamy geek sex 101..(i wanna learn!)
^^failed course when on the first day she went into the wrong class and ended up in a class on how to start your own internet porn site for cuddlefish
^ gave me a good ride last week while trying out the sex swing eating cuddlefish sushi...
^fears the competition from the thread Jax started
^ knows i just love the fun...and have never been competitive
^ wont succeed with that atitude :1orglaugh
^ will believe anything...:)
^^liked the ride and the sushi so much she left her spunge bob panties under my bed so she can have an excuse to come back for more
^likes to day dream
dreams of the neverland ranch drinkin jesus juice and playing with Mike
^got caught sitting on a bean bag chair eating cheetohs in the buff
^ got caught in 6 inch fuck -me-pumps doing the *would you fuck me?* monologue from silence of the lambs (buffalo bill) in front of his bedroom mirror...
^^Traped down the well putting on the lotion
who hasntQuote:
Originally Posted by CarnalxKiss
^ tried out for the part of princess but lost to the dog
Assumed I have HBO, and was wrong, and now has to sacrifice a muppet to Wendy's.
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^ gave me a knife made from the severed femur of Dave Thomas............ Rolph was in the trunk
Figured out that the more Blood you offer, the more Undead Muppets you can create.
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^^has unresolved Muppet issues...therapy maybe?
^Is the muppet slayer
^ has every episode of Fraggle Rock on DVD
Isn't afraid of Fraggles, but gets freaked out by Muppet Babies
Knows not the Cosmic Power of Wombles!
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^knows the cosmic power of cheezy puffs
Knows that I know that the power of cheezy puffs restore health to Eric Cartman.
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