Hair Emergency!

OK, maybe not a hair emergency, but a travel emergency. I want to be in L.A. in early June to cheer on the band of this guy I want, but I *just* found out about the show and, as such, have no crash-space lined up. If anybody's willing to give a sucker a hand, I'll be eternally greatful to any and all who assist and may even re-pay in porn or oral sex. Just a few nights (four nights TOPS -- I'm serious and really mean it!) in L.A. in early June and you'll get a free show out of it (I'll pay if you want to go) and get full permission to take photos of me making an ass out of myself and post them on the Internet.

I wouldn't be asking this as I have a friend who's already got a place for me to stay at lined-up for later this summer, but dudes, it's a show involving this guy I want and I'm missing all of my friends in L.A. and I won't shut up about this until I get somebody telling me that I can sleep on their couch for a weekend. Just a weekend -- nothing more, I swear! If I don't see this concert, I'll cry a lot and I'll post photos of it and BOY am I ugly when I cry....

-- ^*^ Rozzlyn ^*^
(Your Lord & Bastard)