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Plans to destroy alabama using the foul powers of Mecha -streissand !
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^ lives in alabama ^
^ plans to destroy the rest of the world using the foul powers of his armpits
^^much like the cockroaches, will not be affected by the Attack of the Armpits.
doesnt know im a girlQuote:
Originally Posted by devil13
^ is a girl
^ v. clever
^ realized I'm clever
^^likes being told how clever he is.
^ was once caught by his aunt for masturbating during an episode of the *smurfs*...not so clever....
^doesn't realize just how hot Smurfette really is
^ once had a threesome with Smurfette and Poppa Smurf
^sold papa smurf some roofies...heh
Wishes she was part of the smurfy hot group sex action
^dresses me up like Smurfette and locks me in his basement for blue sex shows..every sunday..
^in my basement on Saturdays
^^Spends the rest of the week in someone elses basement.
^Never invited me to the smurf parties in his basement
wow thats so hot :1orglaughQuote:
Originally Posted by CarnalxKiss
Red > blue bodypaint!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...y/cos_purg.jpg
^ (KilLAtomiK) Is a French pirate in denial?!
Posted an Amazingly Hot Pic!
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^has hot pics of EVILBINK in sexy thong and looks at them every nite
^Dosen't fully realize just how scary I would look in a thong.
Turned down the Sexy Girl with Fire Powers. **
^ turned me down for a nite with CarnalXkiss and a Llama says he still has deep feelings for Evilbink
^ got turned down by BrightStar
^ was in love with BrightStar until Evilbink came into town with his suave and sophisticated looks. now just lurking down dark alleys in a drunken stuper trying to kill the pain.
^ gave me money to support my habit
^ habit is getting worse. soon I will get him hooked on pixie sticks and have him pullin tricks on Santa Monica Blvd :1orglaugh
^ has to bring me in from Kansas
^ talks back to his future pimp. have another pixie stick ho :D
^ has become my pixie stick supplier, mmmmmmmmmm grape cocaine
^MMMMMMM strawberry crystal meth
^wishes he was someones pixie stick ho
^ not quite as evil as his name
not quite a he- or a god-
^cant believe he ate the whole thing
^served it up, piping hot for all to enjoy
^ had to wash the dishes
^ wishes to do the world someday