the penguins steal my sanity
Some of your fave netisems
or quotes
even one liners
and even a fave siggy
youre little e-marks that make you unique at the ends of posts or messages have fun and be creative......
OB~26
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the penguins steal my sanity
Some of your fave netisems
or quotes
even one liners
and even a fave siggy
youre little e-marks that make you unique at the ends of posts or messages have fun and be creative......
OB~26
Don't trust the Squirrels
B-U-F-O-R-D
And of course Danger Mouse's Famous Quote "Oh, alright. But I hope you understand that I'm only doing this because I happen to be allergic to sudden death. "
The Piano is a monster that screams when you touch its teeth - Andre Segovia
Christianity is one beggar telling another beggar where he found bread - D.T.Niles
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. - P.D
"I'm not against half-naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be..."
Benny Hill
If it wasn't Tuesday, and I wasn't wearing shoes, I would kick your Ass
im gonna rip your head off and shove it up your ass . youll really be talking out of your ass . my late brother gilbert. R.I.P. bro. xx
if i had a buck for every time she said" ya wanna put that were"??
Id have a dollar...
always wear a condom when you're fucking a strange corpse.
I wanna belt you in the mouth ,and then mouth you around the belt ..
Tim Curry -RHPS
What do ya want for Nothin...a rrrrrrrrrubber biscut??
Elwood Blues
haha anything from bash.org... yeah i know, im a geek. but its not my fault! skintwisterman told me about bash.org in the first place...
btw... where the heck did he go to? ah miss him...
If there's no God,
I still gotta hand it to whoever came up with
hothouse orchids, chocolate,
pipe organs and titties
- HellPope Huey
Y'know, the Nazis gassed retards too. You should really think long and hard about which side that puts you on.
- Joe Cosby, to some Neonazi
Everybody smiles when their lips are burned off.
- Nurz Ratched, alt.tasteless
"Fuck off before I tell you to."
-- Blackout
"I have never been able to concieve how any rational being could propose happiness to himself from the excersize of power over others."
-Thomas Jefferson, slave owner
There's nothing quite like looking into the eyes of 10,000 software engineers, and saying "I am your father, Luke".
- Bryan O'Sullivan, talk.bizarre
“Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute - I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you.”
Lemmy Kilmister
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
I'm not young enough to know everything.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde
If I'm going to be "special, I might as well be good at it.