^needs some sweet sweet lovin' from chef ( sorry couldn't resist hehe)
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^needs some sweet sweet lovin' from chef ( sorry couldn't resist hehe)
^ needs to keep chef's cum rag handy for those in between clean ups...
^lives in another time shell but has a similar record collection..
^good chance he dosen't remember another time shell
^Good chance he remembers other time shells he'd rather forget.
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good chance you meet both of them in the Korova milk bar--
but don't remember where this is..
^was the last one 'round the mulberry bush , trying to scrape the cow patties from the bottom of his military issue'd combat boots..
^tells the plain truth and is just priceless
^ his name backwards would be Sutit
^^Sees most things a bit backwards
^sees most things on his knees. have apixie stick :D
^wishes he had my view.. and make it a green one. LOL
would do anything for a green pixie stick
^secretly switched the green pixie stick for a purple one, lets see if they notice
^nothing more than a pixie stick pusher.. by the way.. I'm all out man.
^ his lil skull is missing ONE tooth....
^V^
German
^ is a German in the Windy City
Can't seem to pick all the fresh corn out of his teeth.. y'all
^ wishes I was gay
^^wishes everyone was gay, so everyone could fuck everyone
^ wishes everyone would fuck him so he would never have a shortage of pixie sticks :D
^ owns a pixie stick factory
^ also owns a hefer named lucy thats he is trying to find a date for..
^ once dated a hefer named KilLAtomik who stole all her pixie sticks and left her broke and alone with nothing but a bunch of empty dreams and empty wrappers. :D
^ sold that heifer
^spends a good portion of his evening tipping heifers
^ once tipped a girlfriends mom and never saw her again :(
^ dosent know i only weigh 150 lbs, and i can still kick anyones ass fuck yeah :1orglaugh
^ at 150 lbs he couldnt kick his way out of a wet paper bag filled with pixie sticks :D
^ dosent realize i have a pair of boots designed for the sole purpose of kicking ass
^ doesnt realize the sole perpose of pixie sticks is to rendor you helpless against the flying butt pliers. as you lay in a pool of pixie dust and drool I will steal your boots and trade them to Evilbink for a night alone with CarnalxKiss :D
^Is a closet transexual, don't tell anyone.
^jeleous because my tits are bigger and my dresses are from the sean john collection
^ dosent like his secret of being a transexual lesbian exposed
^^is willing to prove he is a match for a wet paper bag at anytime.
^ will probably be the referee for that match
^ will be the blonde with the bathing suit and big tits in the ring...
^ will be promoter wearing Don King wig and cashing in on both fighters
will be the other contestant
^knows the match is fixed. was paid in grape pixie sticks.