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Intro Spaz (:
If I'm going to contribute to the community, I may as well introduce myself. So! Me! Ummmmm....
A gypsy spirit struck my mom when I was a kid and we lived as nomads all over the US, doing whatever, staying in one spot maybe a week, maybe a few months. Up until that point, I was raised very nearly in a barn. My family hoarded animals and we sometimes housed upwards of 50 critters at a time right where we slept ourselves. I ran away at 16 to go to college but I didn't actually make it there 'til a few years later. When I write intros like this, people expect "my mother was a hampster and my father smelt of elderberries" to follow. My mother most closely resembled a timber wolf, if I had to pick, and what the hell is an elderberry? :p:
I type much better than I speak. I'm Cajun, and Texan, so in times of passion, my voice gets loud and my accent thick. I distort the English language to words like "Eem" and "Tomah" and, my personal favorite, "Wallago." Bonus if you have a clue!
On any given day you can find me assisting in surgery, clipping off some guy's hemorrhoids or delivering someone's baby; in a lab, breeding flies and counting sex combs; writing fiction or non, occasionally for Blue Blood; doing stand up at a local hookah bar; throwing out psychotic vagrants on the night shift because I happen to manage the only sex store within a 100 miles and it is A BLOCK AWAY from a facility for the destitute/mentally infirm. It always seems to happen when I'm testing the merchandise, so I give a lot of statements to the cops while gesticulating with a very large, festive, vibrating phallus in hand. I don't even feel silly anymore.
I collect empty notebooks and wear stripper heels while vacuuming. I have never had a driving lesson despite owning my own car for over three years. I avow to, one day, make my life a pg-13 rendition of it's former glory. Hi guys!
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My kind of woman. Welcome.
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tomah= tomorrow
wellago= well, I'll go.
those are my guesses. I lived in raleigh for five years, and have traveled extensively through the south. I have a southern accent, and I get drunk or one of my friends in raleigh calls, It gets so thick you can barely understand what I am saying.
welcome.
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Welcome to our community. :)
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"Him" "Tomorrow" (well done!) and "A while ago" respectively. Haha, thanks for playing ^_^
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i am taking notes. feel free to share more slang. i really need to mangle my usage of the english language even further.
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Hello.....hemorhoids..cool....I can't find a doctor up here willing to clip those.......your hired
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The stark beginnings of the southerner to English dictionary! The south was for me like France; great food, friendly people, but i couldn't understand a word.
And I gotta give props to anyone who runs away from home to go to school.
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Y'all are very welcome :)
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You sound like best friend material to me. Seriously, awesome post, welcome to the boards. :)
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Aww. Shucks. Nice to meet y'all too :p
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Best intro ever. And hello!
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i passed my driving test on no driving lessons too! haha but they guy was just interested in looking at my tattoos, listening to my english accent and i almost crashed and he still passed me =] yay california dmv!