Truth....

you all know story about god and how he created Adam..... then he left him alone untill he realised that he was bothering...... so he camed to him and said: "I'll make you a wife... she will love you, born your chilldern, cook for you, fuck with you etc.... BUT... you need to give me your left arm, right leg, left eye...hmmm... and right ear =)

then adam started thinking....... and on the end he asked god what he can get for a rib?


p.s. I got this one from my mom...

kinda ghey...

At least he got the fuck WITH you down right.