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You are getting your Archer recap a bit late, even for me, because our Editrix Amelia is the soul of romanticism and gave me the night off for Valentine's Day. Considering that my wife sincerely loathes V-day and I once wrote a searing set of 'zine articles about the holiday that referenced both Victorian torture devices meant to "cure" syphilis and an ex-girlfriend who is still trying to get her name scrubbed...
