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Originally Posted by Amelia G
my ex has a ton of files like that.
best weekend of my life........................................yeah
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Originally Posted by Amelia G
Ha! Mohawk Adam! Used to buy all my Dead Kennedeys shirts from him at Smash when I was a kid.
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Originally Posted by thegreendevil76
He's in the Pacific NW now. Doing well. Hung out with him when we were last up there.
I can actually think of nothing more vampiric than the co-founder of Usher reanimating where I'm reading on the fucking internet.:1orglaugh :thumb: I don't know how I made it either. Maybe I am dead? Who knows where we really stand vis a vis mortality.
OEC
nah, we're suicidal anyway, so give us guns and shove us on the front lines. it wont matter if WE die. lol. its better than beating the shit out of us, it's getting rid of us. X)Quote:
Originally Posted by soma_stardust
I'm re-railing this thread as I won't be able to hide my secret too much longer. Well, at least my secret long forgotten since the mid 90's...
If I DJ and/or dance while having imbibed absinthe or enough white russians, it brings on the change...
http://www.cyberden.com/images/02-21...r/batfangs.jpg
RUNZ!LOLZERNEKBITER!
Oh YEAAAH,...VERY TOTALLY COOL ~ "BAT"....
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Friends....dont be stupid. Vampyrs, or more commonly known as vamipres, do exist. we are not the whole "garlic, BAD, or turn to a bat at night, or shapeshifting bullshit" but we do really exist. vampirism is a true desise btw. but you have diffrent kinds of vamps. a vamp is simply a person that gets off from any of the life forces of living creatures. vampire-church (dot) com might help you to understan this a bit better
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Originally Posted by DJ Bat
Now I am imagining the taste of white russians with absinthe. I really dislike black licorice flavored anything, although I've found grape Kool Aid mixed with absinthe makes it palatable.
Apparently grape Kool Aid mixed with just about anything makes it palatable.
...oh wait, that was Flavor Aid.
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Originally Posted by inox
Is Flavor Aid the modern name for Lik-M-Aid since they decided Lik-M-Aid was bad for being sexually suggestive or spelling or something?
I agree, except they're all pussies who can't use a rifle anyway. One emo kid in my unit, at the range it's safer to be 50 meters in front of him than it is to be behind him. On the other hand, most mosques have pa systems now, so we could just take the shitty music, blare it out, and make the terrorists kill themselves.Quote:
Originally Posted by vampyrdraven666
Ooooooo... hhmmmm lowwwwwwww... jimmmmmm jooooooneeeesss......Quote:
Originally Posted by inox
..........................BODY MASSAGE..........................
Nope, that candy is still Lik-M-Aid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Amelia G
Flavor Aid is the Kool Aid knockoff that Jim Jones put the cyanide in.
and now we know........Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ Bat
NO! Shut up. Just shut up. We're not doing this again. It's far too soon.Quote:
Originally Posted by PrettyTeddyBear
Hey, I've listened to enough Art Bell and George Noory to know they exist; where have you all been?
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Originally Posted by PrettyTeddyBear
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Cuddies....dont be stupid. Vampyrs, o' mo'e commonly knode as vamipres, do 'esist. Man! we is not da damn whole "garlic, BAD, o' turn t'a bat at night, o' shapeshiftin' bullshit" but we do real 'esist. Man! vampirism be a true desise btw, so cut me some slack, Jack. but ya' gots diffrent kinds uh vamps. some vamp be simply some sucka' dat digs off fum any uh de life fo'ces uh livin' creatures. vampire-church (dot) com might help ya' t'understan dis some bit better. Ah be baaad...
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Freeends....dunt be-a stoopeed! Fempyrs, oor mure-a cummunly knoon es femeepres, du ixeest. ve-a ere-a nut zee vhule-a "gerleec, BED, oor toorn tu a bet et neeght, oor shepesheeffting boollsheet" boot ve-a du reelly ixeest. Fempureesm is a trooe-a deseese-a btv, boot yuoo hefe-a deeffffrent keends ooff femps. a femp is seemply a persun thet gets ooffff frum uny ooff zee leeffe-a furces ooff leefing creetoores. fempure-a-choorch (dut) cum meeght help yuoo tu understun thees a beet better. Bork Bork Bork!
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fRI3ndZ....Dont B3 StupiD. vampyrz, or m0r3 coMm0N|y Kn0wn az vAmiPR3z, D0 3xisT. w3 ArE NoT the whole "gAr|1c, baD, Or TUrN To a bat at niGht, or shaPeshift1ng bullsh1t" but w3 dO r3a||Y 3xisT. VaMpirisM iz a TRue dES1se btW. but U have DiffrenT kinDz 0f vAmpz. a vAmp iZ s1mplY a P3rson tHat g3tz ofF from aNy of TH3 l1f3 fORcEZ of L1VIng cR3atUr3z. VAmPir3-CHurch (dot) com m1ght h3lp U To Und3rstaN Th1z a b1t b3ttEr.[
wonder how a lolcat would say that....
Fuck you, you owe me a new keyboard. I just snorted Jack Daniels all over mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rockwulf
Didn't realize Jack came in powder form.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
No, it came up my nose... which is REALLY fucking painful.
At least you're sanitized for your protection.
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Originally Posted by PrettyTeddyBear
Plz read my opinion earlier in the thread. I've said my peace about y'all and counted to three. Also, thinking something is stupid isn't a misunderstanding. You can understand something and still think its stupid, bucko. :thumb:
Dude, you're a vampyr? That's so fucking cool man. Vampydraven 666 said he was a vampyr, but we all knew he was full of shit. But, you...Yeah, you...You're the real deal. I can tell! Douche.
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Originally Posted by Ajax Knucklebones
No, not a Vampyr,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a vamipres...........I think that's some sort of foriegn thing:rolleyes:
transylvania maybe?
I believe in vampire in fact i am one also believe the fact that their are others out there like us.Quote:
Originally Posted by Velvet-Tongue
It's nice to see some posters being civil to the OP.
goes to get a brick......... be back in a second.........
No, no you aren't. You're a sad wanker who lives in his mom's basement and she says you have to put the towel back when you're done using it as a cape to play Dracula.Quote:
Originally Posted by wolfinshadows
For being alive for hundreds or perhaps even thousands of years, the inability to have obtained the rudimentary basic English syntax alludes me here...Quote:
Originally Posted by wolfinshadows
I guess I don't see why rudeness is necessary. Who is the OP hurting? (OK, I know I'm setting myself up here...)
I find it surprising that after all these years you haven't assumed that there are several people out there that will just tell you to eat a bucket of dicks and be done with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by toxicat
Well some people believe this kind of thing. Alot of people believe that they can draw in energy through things like meditation, so it does sorta make sense that through blood drinking you can gain some of there energy/life force/whatever.
Well don't get me wrong or anything... I mean I'm the first one to admit that I have some vampyric traits in me. My history shows that. Hell, I was 6 when I first felt the calling:
http://www.cyberden.com/images/peter_vampiresmall.jpg
I even started alt.vampyres eons ago by request of an elder back in 1992 or so and to this day I feel there is a specific vampyric history out there somewhere to explain the modern day phenomenon. Areas of it are touched upon in novels, movies, historical accounts but as usual and evidenced by even this thread, the true definition can get lost, distorted or abused for self gain.
I liked my House of Usher partner's (Shawni) comment to a USA Today reporter when asked the question in relation to the 400 people inside House of Usher at the time: "Do you think there are real vampires here?" (Real as in blood sucking, cape wearing, bat transmogrifying vampires.). Her response "If anyone came in here thinking they were actually a "real" vampire (as earlier described), they would be laughed out of the club."
And sure enough, when in the media such 'cliche portrayed' vampires are featured, it's always in regards to some psychos murdering someone or causing someone harm who in interviews claim to be "Vampires".
I could get deeper into this but I got to leave at the moment, however I think that's why I choose to embrace the more ancient spelling of "Vampyre" as it represented that romantic and artistic embrace side of things and not the B-Movie campiness murder everyone at the excuse of being a "Vampire" psychotic side of things.
I also am the first one in line to welcome a true display of such transformative powers such as changing into a bat, etc... as I've always said, I'll believe in Jesus the second I see him rise out of the hot asphalt in the middle of a busy intersection in the manner of Pin Head in Hellraiser, reconstruct his flesh, float in the air and perform some of the historical miracles on record. But that's just me... I also think that if you're gonna represent, you should have a basic grasp on the language you're writing in... especially when it's an oxymoron not to.... (vampires live for hundreds of years... takes 2-5 or so to really gain a basic understanding on how to communicate properly in written form... etc... yea, ok, I'm a dick here about that sure... but I'm a cynical romantic vampyre...)
for FREE??!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rockwulf
Yes. It's just one of the many community services I offer.