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    Today we'll be learning about how you can make plutonium from common household items.

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    They're putting titanium in makeup. Next, we will learn how plutonium can solve your household worries, just blow it all to hell.

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    Hey OK, you have a PM. xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morning Glory
    It was Voltaire (the old dead guy) that said, 'If God didn't exist, it would be neccesary to invent him.
    I kicked myself last night when this question came up at a table quiz and i couldn't answer it. Wouldn't have mattered much though since we got our asses handed to us anyway...

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    So, this forum's pretty disorganized, huh?

    The conversations seem to get off topic rather quickly...

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    Well vexbeast it happens alot here just roll with it. its rather neat how, it unfold and how we get to topic by the last post.. It isn't totally off topic, It still in realm of this topic. Conflicting Theories topic is still linked... Blame me it my fault, I go the forum off topic lol

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    I have often considered the shin bone on the human body to be proof of the nonexistance of "intelligent design". Think of that that next time you whack your shin on a table or something. Would an intelligent and omnipotent being leave such a design flaw in place? It really is the stupidest part of the body. Up there with external genitalia. Waggin' around all over the place like a damn fool.

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    That's funny as hell, but actually BOTH of those things benefit a woman being attacked by a man, it equals the height and strength difference.

    I know from personal experience, a stomp to an instep with one foot, distract with an upperbody something (grab their throat), and kick a shin, then, knee the external genitalia

    Then upper body strength comes into play

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
    They're putting titanium in makeup. Next, we will learn how plutonium can solve your household worries, just blow it all to hell.
    or if you need a big head..plutonium in a jar..
    Quote Originally Posted by Vexbeast
    So, this forum's pretty disorganized, huh?

    The conversations seem to get off topic rather quickly...
    i blame it on canadians.. ::looks at DZ::

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
    That's funny as hell, but actually BOTH of those things benefit a woman being attacked by a man, it equals the height and strength difference.

    I know from personal experience, a stomp to an instep with one foot, distract with an upperbody something (grab their throat), and kick a shin, then, knee the external genitalia

    Then upper body strength comes into play
    sometimes a grab and twist of the dangly bits is more effective than the throat knee combo....

    stomp, punch to adams apple grab and twist pull the twig and berries (more berries if possible) and pull like your life depends on it... push away and run like hell...

    of course where you are, you might just want to go with the quick draw from concealed holster and "pull the trigger till it goes click" routine...

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    Yes, I've done some things like that too.
    Throat punch eye ball poke with all five fingers.
    I was giving a generic example.

    It depends HOW out matched a person is, to warrant certain moves that dont fuck around

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
    Yes, I've done some things like that too.
    Throat punch eye ball poke with all five fingers.
    I was giving a generic example.

    It depends HOW out matched a person is, to warrant certain moves that dont fuck around
    your propensity and understanding of the use of force is making me feel all funny inside

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
    Yes, I've done some things like that too.
    Throat punch eye ball poke with all five fingers.
    I was giving a generic example.

    It depends HOW out matched a person is, to warrant certain moves that dont fuck around
    remind me to never piss you off in an alley way..if we ever meet in an alley way that is.. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
    Yes, I've done some things like that too.
    Throat punch eye ball poke with all five fingers.
    I was giving a generic example.

    It depends HOW out matched a person is, to warrant certain moves that dont fuck around
    Maybe you should move.

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    People know NOT to fuck with me here... for the most part. I quit drinking so I'm not vulnerable in the way I used to be.
    Now growing up, I used to get jumped a lot.
    Shit like that.
    I've fought WAY more guys than girls BY FAR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati
    your propensity and understanding of the use of force is making me feel all funny inside
    Oh shit I just read that...
    that's funny as hell.

    My husband says he'd rather me have his back than most of his guy friends, I'm quick as hell, and I'm almost ALWAYS under estimated.
    My husband, who's a REAL badass... says even he'd hate for me to get the drop on him. He's been trained in several forms of martial arts.

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    only after you've mastered the force, a jedi knight will you be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morning Glory
    only after you've mastered the force, a jedi knight will you be.
    should have said "violence" instead of force perhaps... but if i had then this post wouldn't have made me laugh... and i needed a laugh!

    danke

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
    Oh shit I just read that...
    that's funny as hell.

    My husband says he'd rather me have his back than most of his guy friends, I'm quick as hell, and I'm almost ALWAYS under estimated.
    My husband, who's a REAL badass... says even he'd hate for me to get the drop on him. He's been trained in several forms of martial arts.
    a few years back my wife was gettin hassled at some rocker bar in Los Angeles... i was all ready to step up when she dropped 3 dudes in the blink of an eye... she's got some sort of black or whatever belt...

    i laughed my ass off when she put them down like mangy little dogs... "were in a band dude... don't you wanna blow me? " then silence... whole bar watching... she drank for free rest of the night and i let her win all arguments now unless i'm armed and wearing my bullet proof vest...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati
    a few years back my wife was gettin hassled at some rocker bar in Los Angeles... i was all ready to step up when she dropped 3 dudes in the blink of an eye... she's got some sort of black or whatever belt...

    i laughed my ass off when she put them down like mangy little dogs... "were in a band dude... don't you wanna blow me? " then silence... whole bar watching... she drank for free rest of the night and i let her win all arguments now unless i'm armed and wearing my bullet proof vest...
    you: ::puts on kevlar vest and gets desert eagle:: "umm.honey, can we talk about that stuff you bought?"..

    like that? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senior_Diablo
    you: ::puts on kevlar vest and gets desert eagle:: "umm.honey, can we talk about that stuff you bought?"..

    like that? lol
    usually i just call her on the cellphone when she's on set or location somewhere... i always get my way then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati
    usually i just call her on the cellphone when she's on set or location somewhere... i always get my way then...
    lol nice...wait, on set?

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    yes she's an actress and makeup artist...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati
    a few years back my wife was gettin hassled at some rocker bar in Los Angeles... i was all ready to step up when she dropped 3 dudes in the blink of an eye... she's got some sort of black or whatever belt...

    i laughed my ass off when she put them down like mangy little dogs... "were in a band dude... don't you wanna blow me? " then silence... whole bar watching... she drank for free rest of the night and i let her win all arguments now unless i'm armed and wearing my bullet proof vest...
    That rawks

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    oops... kinda off thread...

    well she makes me see God when we....

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    Play Dominoes?

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    shake babies and punch kittens while running over the homeless?

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    I edited the thread above but it didnt show... I said that I am glad she can protect herself if the situation requires it, and I'm not big on violence unless no other option.....

    (unless its like JI describes, and then it can be ultimately necessary)

    My husband and I have the same effect on one another too....

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
    I edited the thread above but it didnt show... I said that I am glad she can protect herself if the situation requires it, and I'm not big on violence unless no other option.....

    (unless its like JI describes, and then it can be ultimately necessary)

    My husband and I have the same effect on one another too....
    yeah, you only get a few minutes to *edit* then the posts are locked in....

    strangely enough, even though i have the background i do i'm kinda a non-confrontational person... if i get the wrong order at a restaurant i eat it anyway... ok, not that bad but kinda like that ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati
    yeah, you only get a few minutes to *edit* then the posts are locked in....

    strangely enough, even though i have the background i do i'm kinda a non-confrontational person... if i get the wrong order at a restaurant i eat it anyway... ok, not that bad but kinda like that ...
    you mean you dont go on a stabbing spree with your fork?..or ride a bus with a hunting knife?

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    ...and mutton on Sundays..

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    They once served me a club sandwich without mayo at this one restaurant. I was so pissed, I hopped on a greyhound, started stabbing some guy and then cut off his friggin' head. Yeah...Don't mess with my food order!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ajax Knucklebones
    They once served me a club sandwich without mayo at this one restaurant. I was so pissed, I hopped on a greyhound, started stabbing some guy and then cut off his friggin' head. Yeah...Don't mess with my food order!
    This is why I'm not a waiter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonkeyMoses
    This is why I'm not a waiter.
    This is why I usually don't go to restaurants. I get "restaurant rage".

    HEY! WAITRESS! WHERE'S MY FUCKING PICKLE!

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    see...............the how is just a bunch of mechanics that the smart people will figure out eventually.......................what's important is why

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    Because the "whatever made us" was bored.

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    .... What the FUCK was that? Where the hell did all those come from?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Karl
    see...............the how is just a bunch of mechanics that the smart people will figure out eventually.......................what's important is why
    The why is fairly irrelevant. You're here now, do what you do. The how just helps us move around in the it and invent cool toys and fuck up the atmosphere then understand how to fix it, but otherwise fairly irrelevant as well.

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    I am of the personal opinion that where we came from is less important as where we are going. This isn't to say our origins are not important, for they are. But we have to work with what we are given, and I personally have not been given the tools to take myself back to the beginning and see how it all happened. Therefore I focus myself on figuring out what is going to happen in my future.

    I've read a lot on most major religions, and a bit on those that aren't. And what I've come to be pondering (for I'm really not sure, to be honest) is that all religions came from the same place. But, as we developed as peoples, and formed all our differing languages, no one could remember how to say what the original idea was because no one speaks the language. So, we all made up our own religions and what we fight and bicker and argue about is "who's version of the same thing is the right one?"

    But that is just me pondering. Really, I just try to follow the Golden Rule. Well, my version of it, anyway: Don't be a dickhead.

    Really though, who knows where we came from, where we're going, or even why? We may never find out. Then again, 2012 is coming up soon.

    [peace]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ajax Knucklebones
    This is why I usually don't go to restaurants. I get "restaurant rage".

    HEY! WAITRESS! WHERE'S MY FUCKING PICKLE!
    kinda sounds like roid rage to me..lol

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