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    haha. that's what it would look like if I tried to give one.

    the guy that was getting the massive dragon back piece as a cover up, his original stuff didn't look too bad, although I don't know if his idea would work very well. it would have been interesting to see after it was finished.

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    reminds me of this story.


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...ked-three.html

    'I maintain that she absolutely agreed that I tattoo those 56 stars on the left side of her face,'


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    That's why I'd never go to Russia for anything except a bride.

    This one's kind of endearing though...

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    Momma always says, "If your gonna get a tat, don't get one in jail or in Russia." Momma knows!

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    Yikes. Those are fucking brutal.

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    Whatever that thing with the crown is, it appears to be farting.

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    Hurts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morning Glory
    reminds me of this story.


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...ked-three.html

    'I maintain that she absolutely agreed that I tattoo those 56 stars on the left side of her face,'

    My guess is that she did, to be honest. A teenage girl making a poor estimation of what a tattoo will look like or being talked into regret after the fact seems far more realistic to me than a professional tattooer just deciding to add 53 extra stars with no particular reason to expect to get away with it. Besides, I've never heard of anybody falling asleep in the first half hour or so of getting a tattoo done; if this can happen at all it seems like it would only after a healthy dose of natural painkillers have hit, and three small stars wouldn't take that long.

    'Sides, that tat isn't so horrible. She just needs to up the rest of her style to work with it.

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    oh. dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf
    That's why I'd never go to Russia for anything except a bride.

    This one's kind of endearing though...

    "yo man..give me a stoned T-rex wearing a burger king crown...shit is soooooo coooool."

    One of my friends at college got the Awesome Face tattoo'd on his arm as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velvet-Tongue
    "yo man..give me a stoned T-rex wearing a burger king crown...shit is soooooo coooool."

    One of my friends at college got the Awesome Face tattoo'd on his arm as well.
    One of the results I got when I googled "awesome face"


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    Actually, I don't think anyone would fall asleep during a facial tattoo. If it was her leg or forearm, then maybe, but face? Uh, no. Besides, why would you have a guy tattoo you if you can't talk to him?! And wasn't it in Germany? So why was this chick expecting him to understand French and English instead of her just speaking German?

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    She already admitted that she's a big fat liar. She made that shit up b/c her dad got pissed.

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    Aww yeah, called it.

    So shoot the dad and whomever wrote that 'look at the tattooers face he must have done it!' article, and the problem will be solved without anybody looking worse for it.

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    i reread the article a few times trying to locate what country the tattoo parlor was actually in. i think it was in Belgium, if I'm not wrong? not really sure what the official language there is though. my only experience with that area was a couple hours wandering around Brussels, i recall a mix of decent English(in the tourist and shopping areas) and some french.

    i just don't get it though. i mean, when I'm going in to get a tattoo done, one of my biggest concerns - after hygiene - is that the artist understands what i want done correctly. if i have a sketch, getting their copy to look right. if I'm getting something basic, making sure they know exactly what im expecting. this requires good communication between the artist and the customer, both of whom speak the same language.

    now if one of us didnt speak the same language fluently, i wouldn't be getting work done personally. exceptions to this exist, but are extraneous to my point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aXa
    i just don't get it though.
    yeah, people are stupid. I had a friend screw up a tattoo by misspelling a name, but he asked the guy how it was spelled, repeated it back to him, showed him the drawing, put the stencil on him and asked him if it was OK, and then did the tattoo and the guy never bothered to notice or say anything about it until after it was finished.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raza
    Aww yeah, called it.

    So shoot the dad and whomever wrote that 'look at the tattooers face he must have done it!' article, and the problem will be solved without anybody looking worse for it.
    It's not technically "calling it" when what your predicting happened 3 weeks before you make the prediction, just sayin'.

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    That's far too boring a statement to even bother refuting...

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    I call Raza's gonna say some lame cop-out.

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    Damn, you're good, Rockwulf. Like a fuckin' modern day sayer!

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    I laughed so hard I cried when I saw the one that is supposed to be a cat of some sort, with its mouth open wide! Those are all sooo bad its good.

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    Oh my lord. That is beyond anything I have ever seen as far as tattoo fail...

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    so bad!

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    i loled in this thread

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    Have ya seen this one? So sweet.


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    grandpa........what's that thing on your leg?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toe Cutter
    Have ya seen this one? So sweet.

    I cried like a baby when I saw this. Whoever said that if a horse fucked Patrick Swayze, a beautiful minotaur could not be created? Only haters like that I've seen on the vampyre threads, who don't believe THEY exist either! Haters! Get a life from your pitiful lives of just making fun of people who are, for all intensive purposes out of there minds because that they believe in minotaurs, vampyers and fuckin' leprechauns! Just like those mutha' fuckin' M&M dudes say...They do exist!

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    Wouldn't that be a centaur?

    Or are you getting it wrong intentionally for the sake of realism? Cause in that case I think an alternate spelling would work better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raza
    Wouldn't that be a centaur?

    Or are you getting it wrong intentionally for the sake of realism? Cause in that case I think an alternate spelling would work better.
    No...I was drinking ALOT.

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    It's always interesting when you see a messed up tattoo, lol. Makes it a tad bit interesting, in some weird way.

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    how can you sleep with a tattoo gun at your face???
    i wish i had that power when i got my hips done.
    <---jealous lol

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    yeah a minotaur is the offspring of a woman who fucked a bull. A centaur is just made from two centaurs fucking, not by a person fucking a horse.

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    MG explains how centaurs aren't made ITT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morning Glory
    yeah a minotaur is the offspring of a woman who fucked a bull. A centaur is just made from two centaurs fucking, not by a person fucking a horse.
    Yes, thank you MG for that enlightenment. Of course, like I said...I was drinking ALOT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ajax Knucklebones
    I cried like a baby when I saw this. Whoever said that if a horse fucked Patrick Swayze, a beautiful minotaur could not be created? Only haters like that I've seen on the vampyre threads, who don't believe THEY exist either! Haters! Get a life from your pitiful lives of just making fun of people who are, for all intensive purposes out of there minds because that they believe in minotaurs, vampyers and fuckin' leprechauns! Just like those mutha' fuckin' M&M dudes say...They do exist!
    ftw!
    yey for drinking in excessive amounts.

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    Mr. Cool Ice Revealed

    click here

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    ................mr cool ice......................................wonder what he'll think of that in twenty years

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Karl
    ................mr cool ice......................................wonder what he'll think of that in twenty years
    I'm sure he's not getting laid now, so in 20 years he'll probably be already in jail for commiting **** or on his way.

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