Some medical research mad scientists in Korea recently announced that they had genetically modified a dog to glow in the dark. The beagle Tegon's special ability is not an always thing. Tegon has to be fed doxycycline in order to glow. I don't know about beagles, but I've had to take doxy antibiotics before and they are completely nauseating and unpleasant. Maybe beagles tolerate them better than I do.
The point of a glow-in-the-dark dog is not to create new pets for eccentrics...
Whaaaat the fuck? When I read the title, my instant reaction was "Fuck yes!" but I'm just not down with pointless fucking around with animals. I agree that if the dog could be made "comfortably fluorescent" I'd be down. I'd also be down for myself to be made comfortably fluorescent.
I'm going to have to go with no. I already have a Mastiff that barely leaves my side. It would be great at first, I'm sure, but the novelty would ware off pretty quickly and the constant glowing would just be annoying.