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    This Should Help Explain It All...

    A lot of folks can't understand
    how we came to have

    an oil shortage here in our country.

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    Well, there's a very simple answer.

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    Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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    We just didn't know we were getting low.

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    The reason for that is pure! ! ly geographical.

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    Our OIL is located in

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    ALASKA

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    California

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    Coastal Florida

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    Coastal Louisiana
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    Kansas

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    Michigan
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    Oklahoma

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    Pennsylvania

    and

    Texas

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    Our

    DIPSTICKS

    are located in

    Washington DC



    Any Questions?



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    Kidthorazine's Avatar hippiepotsmoker
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    Default Re: why oil prices are up...

    well actually if you are talking about the current gas price spike that was becasue the hurricane shut down almost all the oil refineries on the gulf coast (which is where the majority of our gasoline comes from) and actually weve known for quite some time that the oil thats drilled in america is nowhere near enough to sustain the country (which is why we still import a shitload of it from the middle east)

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    Default Re: why oil prices are up...

    i think someone missed the joke :|

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    Default Re: why oil prices are up...

    yeah probably its way to damn early

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    Default Re: why oil prices are up...

    well im 5hrs ahead of ya (guessing your american) and its still damn early for me so ill let you off

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    Default Re: why oil prices are up...

    I got the joke....

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    Default Re: why oil prices are up...

    Good one Vitorro..LOL

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    Kidthorazine's Avatar hippiepotsmoker
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    hah ok now i get it still dont think its that funny but whatever

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    Default Re: why oil prices are up...

    still a joke none the less :P

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