I found out this morning... but was in no
condition to make the connection nor the
report to anyone else at the time.
But after a blurry-eyed King Co. Metro
fun-o-fuckinlicious crackhead public
tranport trip down to the fortress of
free eats and supermegacomputers
(that aren't my own) under the comfort
of The Needle. Once I was fed and
actually remembered my login, y'all
was the first to tell, after mumbling
something to Muse about it earlier.
Again, I was in no condition to get any
other details other than the bird had flown
the coop... I might have been told but that
was sooo many hours ago and we are getting
ready to bust into the champange, so here's to
you guys... I'll make sure to drink enough for all
A sober mind is a terrible thing to not get wasted.
(especially when someone else is picking up the tab)
hah yeah omfg... i got drugs... in my opinion too late, but it worked out. the anesthesiologist was in the OR when i needed the epidural, so we waited like 20 mins for it, with just the gas... which i ended up breathing in like oxygen cause it was so painful...
so... heres what happened... i was induced by oxytocin IV... was on it for 12 hours and didnt feel a damn thing... like barely more than braxton hicks contractions, so they thought i was progressing a little bit slow, i got examined, i was barely 4 centimeters dialated and they decided to break my water... after that it started to hurt ... like BAD... i was on the laughing gas stuff, half an hour or so after they broke my water i had the epidural (which at the time was like OMFG FINALLY RELIEF) and... that relief lasted maybe 10-15 mins before it started to really really hurt again, and half an hour (less even) after i had the epidural he was born... hah seriously short labor. (i dont really count the oxytocin thing as labor cause i didnt feel shit)
so yeah. now im all hurty.. heh i had to have stitches and everything... epesiotomy... feels like its like freakin 7 inches long. hah... but yeah... ill get over it.
must feed babeh now!!! (and my nipples hurt too. end bitching...)
he is pretty happy and so cute... man... i cant believe still that he didnt come out all weird shaped and covered in white goo.
omg... okay... whoever is grossed out by episiotomies stop reading here though...
i was doin fine... feeling pretty damn good by now... then last night i sat on the couch right in the middle of the 2 cushions... they moved and tore my stitches a little tiny bit... just enough to hurt like a bitch and bleed a bit... im going to the dr first thing in the morning... and jamie bought me a hairdryer, which is supposed to help with healing... but yeah torn stitches OWWW... not cool.
okay... end grossness. i need to hunt down a bottle of water... and need to feed mah bebeh... <3
haha of COURSE theyre pooh jammies!! hes got a whole bunch of pooh stuff, cause I LOVE WINNIE THE POOH... so of course he does too
aww if he hadnt puked on those other ones yet i would put em on him and show you... theyre so cute.. baby pooh and baby tigger playing with little butterflies, snails, and turtles... ahhhhh...
haha okay i dunno if thisll work.. i hope to god it does cause its so freaking cute... me and jamies sister used his digital cam last nite to videotape a little clip of lyndon with his first attack of hiccups... he looks so confused the whole time, like "whats going on???" and the SQUEAKS!! oh lord... video can (hopefully working) be found here, just wait a few mins for it to upload and stoof...
hah welllll he started pukin after every time i fed him... so i had to buy him some formula. one feeding... so far so good... i hope he doesnt need it all the time tho i really want to keep breastfeeding... but i want him to digest!!
other than that though... its all good. he doesnt cry alot... which is awesome.. he sleeps good, usually about 3 hours at a time before gettin hungry again... it rocks
my friend alisha just had her baby too, a few days before the 1st... FREAKING 10 POUNDS 5 OZ!!! *cringe*