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    From Crappers Quarterly


    A hot topic racing across the Internet is the subject of Anal Bleaching. People are desperate to know if it is real or just another urban myth. Well, Crappers Quarterly went under cover and behind the scenes to find out the truth about Anal Bleaching and its sister treatment Vaginal Bleaching.

    The first thing you need to know about Anal Bleaching is that it is REAL! Anal Bleaching is a growing trend started as a response to waxing salon customers who were concerned that their anal and vaginal areas were dark. From our research, two salons are on the forefront of this issue and have been innovators in this new trend.

    One salon was recently featured on E! Network's program Dr. 90210 which highlights interesting and unusual cosmetic procedures. A recent episode showcased customer and porn star Tabitha Stevens having the treatment done. Another, located in Australia, was working with celebrity customers down under. Your's truly contacted these salons to find out more about the procedure and how each of them got started.

    They told us that Anal Bleaching got started by people asking her if the dark area around their anal area was normal. She says it is a genuine concern from regular housewives (their husband may have made a comment), gays, and dancers and girls in general. And the requests were coming in more and more.

    They added that the pigmentation around a persons anus is a genetic issue. Just like hair color, breast size or any other bodily characteristic, everybody is different. Some people tend to have a brown winkie.

    But it seems that the growing exposure of winkies in anal sex scenes by porn stars with lovely, clean-looking pink winkies seems to have started minds thinking... Enter Anal Bleaching.

    They use a special cream, combined with a full waxing treatment to achieve optimal results. The cream is concentrated and works "with" the body (dark area) not "at" it. It absorbs and penetrates into the skin and lightens from the inside out-slowly, but steadily.

    The procedure takes just a few minutes and is painless. As the word gets out, Anal Bleaching is becoming more and more popular.

    Many skin lighteners contain an active ingredient called "Kojic Acid" or Hydroquinone. The chairwoman of the Australian Medical Association's ethics committee, Rosanna Capolingua, says the use of harsh bleaching substances could cause anal burning and scarring. This, in turn, could lead to anal incontinence or an inability to pass stools at all.

    True Anal Bleaching products do not contain any kojic acid, hydroquinone or other harsh chemicals. Rather they relies on 100% natural, gentle extracts for safe, non-irritating results.

    As part of our investigation, CQ contacted a number of waxing salons, cosmetic surgeons, dermatologists and other skin care professionals around the country to see if they were aware of Anal Bleaching or if they were performing the service. Here in Miami where we were able to conduct personal interviews the reaction was one of initial shock and extreme interest. But we found no one who had heard of it before.

    Then we attempted to interview various businesses across the northeast, midwest and west coast. We even contacted a famous Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon, but no one was able to provide any further information as they simply didn't believe Anal Bleaching was real. Well, now they know better.


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    Bondage Clown's Avatar Butter up da Goat
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    Default Re: The Truth About Anal Bleaching

    What will people think of next... I know how about Bunghole peircings...

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    I can't believe some people's vanity. What's next? Making your feces appear attractive? If you can't accept my asshole how it is, it's time you move on.

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    I remember this cus that porn actress samantha stevens (no relation to tabitha) got it done.

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    Like changing the color is really going to improve the looks, what a bunch of saps

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    I can see some birds wanting to get their meat-curtains fixed up. That seems more normal to me. I've seen pink tacos that look more like a couple of slices of roast beef. Asshole bleaching is something else entirely, if your going for the balloon knot why have any pretence that it's all nice like and clean?

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    fuck, why can't I think of a way to make money like that?? , or at least a way to get 10 bucks from every stupid person out there

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    Lol

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    i think this a picture of this company called Pink Cheeks.. they do waxing and bleaching..I saw it on tv lol the lady who does it is really weird

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Karl
    fuck, why can't I think of a way to make money like that?? , or at least a way to get 10 bucks from every stupid person out there
    by my calculations that would add up to more money than exists on earth

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    Default Re: The Truth About Anal Bleaching

    This has got to be the most rediculus shit I've ever seen. Bleaching your ass? Maybe next we'll see people actully polishing a turd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GnArKiLL
    by my calculations that would add up to more money than exists on earth
    pretty much

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    so thats were they get the pearly whites ,er wait wrong thread..
    the things peep will do to hide that unsightly brown eye !

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    Vaginal bleaching? eep! though all in all it's a disturbing trend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bondage Clown
    What will people think of next... I know how about Bunghole peircings...
    i dont quite know how to say this but i think this might actually exist, im sure i read it on ******* once

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    Default Re: The Truth About Anal Bleaching

    Quote Originally Posted by keiko
    Vaginal bleaching? eep! though all in all it's a disturbing trend.
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    Just like what toe cutter said..."sliced roast beef"..I can see it happening. There is the vaginoplasty thing going on to 'freshen up' the vagina and labial folds and make them tigther and 'prettier'- so it would only suffice to say that logically it would progress this way and go to bleaching as well.
    I haven't seen a dark poonany..but I suppose there are some out there that are darker than they should be- thing is- how did they get that way??? Use???

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    Default Re: The Truth About Anal Bleaching

    Quote Originally Posted by Toe Cutter
    I can see some birds wanting to get their meat-curtains fixed up. That seems more normal to me. I've seen pink tacos that look more like a couple of slices of roast beef. Asshole bleaching is something else entirely, if your going for the balloon knot why have any pretence that it's all nice like and clean?

    So you think they look like roast beef too? I thought I was the only one. Every time I see that Quizno's commercial I'm like "mmmmmm roast beef"

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    Default Re: The Truth About Anal Bleaching

    I heard a few years ago that somebody did it to their fellow Big Brother housemate... I dunno if you have BB in the States. It's not a show I watch, in fact I try to avoid it.... but some kid came to school when we were in 12th grade and said, "Hey, somebody on Big Brother Adults Only bleached their sphincter!!!"

    Needless to say I was glad I didn't pack a lunch for myself that day.

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