I don't mean the city itself, what I'm looking for is NO WAY going to happen.
I'm looking to rent a small independant apt and garage anywhere off the train line, don't give a crap if it's 1h by train.

I own two motorcycles and drum, so telling me I can get a cute place in Bed-Stuy ain't gonna fly, unless it's in some industrial loft where they don't give a shit about noise, and there's a place I can LOCK at night to make sure my bikes STAY WHERE THEY WERE LEFT.