Who wants a Putin judo DVD?

The Newswire · 10-08-2008

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Vladimir Putin has released a judo video. You may recall that Vladimir Putin tied Anderson Cooper for Blue Blood fancy in the 2006 top hottest men countdown. Funkatron recalled and made sure he immediately alerted me when

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funkatron · 10-08-2008

The "asian" font for the cyrillic characters kinda messed with my head a little.

ForrestBlack · 10-08-2008

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The "asian" font for the cyrillic characters kinda messed with my head a little.

It looks kinda Blade Runner to me. Just needs some neon.

One Eyed Cat · 10-08-2008

I am assuming you are including his respecting the sovereign territory of Ukraine and other countries as a necessary prerequisite for his being seen as anything but a rogue? I kind of understand the appeal. I do think he is ultimately an authoritarian. I think he overestimates the strength on Russia as well. They can be dropped to their knees if necessary.

OEC

OliX · 10-08-2008

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Originally Posted by One Eyed Cat

I am assuming you are including his respecting the sovereign territory of Ukraine and other countries as a necessary prerequisite for his being seen as anything but a rogue? I kind of understand the appeal. I do think he is ultimately an authoritarian. I think he overestimates the strength on Russia as well. They can be dropped to their knees if necessary.

OEC

I still see Russia and USA on pretty much equal way. I use to say "same thing, different place". So that about dropping on knees can count for USA as well if you ask me, but nobody really asks me much about politics anyway. I like global views

One Eyed Cat · 10-08-2008

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Originally Posted by OliX

I still see Russia and USA on pretty much equal way. I use to say "same thing, different place". So that about dropping on knees can count for USA as well if you ask me, but nobody really asks me much about politics anyway. I like global views

Probably true. I'm thinking in terms of their economy btw. Their stock markets dropped 55% during a US crisis. Even with the oil, they're pretty weak in terms of any domestic output. There won't be an actual war for obvious reasons.

OliX · 10-08-2008

OMG, is he flexing his muscles for the shot?

And look... he even shaved him self, and look at the face! He definitely poses for this one because he already knows how to get best face shot of him self.
He's such a attention whore

Now I admire him even more.

I bet Amelia's got this one as her background on her computer

OliX · 10-08-2008

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Originally Posted by One Eyed Cat

Probably true. I'm thinking in terms of their economy btw. Their stock markets dropped 55% during a US crisis. Even with the oil, they're pretty weak in terms of any domestic output. There won't be an actual war for obvious reasons.

Everyones is fucked so far due to crisis in USA... They don't accept British credit cards in Germany. British banks are getting nationalized. Iceland got bailout loan from Russia. Not to mention Scotland. I just found Zeitgeist: Addendum and I'm watching it right now.

Good thing is everything is changing for better, mark my words! Soon we'll be free from the enslavement of money

I can't wait to live in tribes and exchange skills and goods with other tribes

Amelia G · 10-08-2008

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Originally Posted by OliX

OMG, is he flexing his muscles for the shot?

And look... he even shaved him self, and look at the face! He definitely poses for this one because he already knows how to get best face shot of him self.
He's such a attention whore

Now I admire him even more.

I bet Amelia's got this one as her background on her computer

Actually, everyone always talks about this being the sexy shot of him, but I actually think his eyes are his best feature. A straight-on view of his face shows how engaged and engaging a glare from him would be and demonstrates more about his charisma to lead than the fact that he is in pretty good shape for a 56-year-old dude.

OliX · 10-08-2008

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Actually, everyone always talks about this being the sexy shot of him, but I actually think his eyes are his best feature. A straight-on view of his face shows how engaged and engaging a glare from him would be and demonstrates more about his charisma to lead than the fact that he is in pretty good shape for a 56-year-old dude.

I never doubted that you are attracted more by his charisma and personality than his looks. Except eyes of course. One thing that I would really enjoy is look him in his eyes,one on one, and ask him "So, what now?" followed by some career questions and questions about his life choices. I would really like to get in his mind and understand how he works. Actually, I think I do in some way when I look at his life and choices he made. Amazing person, indeed.

Next on celebrity deathmatch! Bush vs Putin!

One Eyed Cat · 10-08-2008

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Originally Posted by Amelia G

Actually, everyone always talks about this being the sexy shot of him, but I actually think his eyes are his best feature. A straight-on view of his face shows how engaged and engaging a glare from him would be and demonstrates more about his charisma to lead than the fact that he is in pretty good shape for a 56-year-old dude.

Know of any american chicks that fucked him as yet? That would be kind of funny if it came out. I've heard he's fucking some russian gymnast. Monogamy for men (and some women) doesn't seem to be part of the contract amongst the upper classes in a few countries over there. They don't Lewinsky them though either.

OEC

Buster Friendly · 10-08-2008

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Next on celebrity deathmatch! Bush vs Putin!

Puh-Leeze.

Look, Putin would chase W. around in circles trying to use his KGB Judoka training so he could give him the vulcan death grip or whatever, W. would flee like a little bitch...

...and then Dick Cheney would shoot Vlad in the face.

One Eyed Cat · 10-08-2008

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Puh-Leeze.

Look, Putin would chase W. around in circles trying to use his KGB Judoka training so he could give him the vulcan death grip or whatever, W. would flee like a little bitch...

...and then Dick Cheney would shoot Vlad in the face.

If he was aiming for Bush, he'd hit Putin.

OEC

One Eyed Cat · 10-08-2008

Olix makes a cryptic point on Russia - U.S.

http://www.realclearworld.com/news/a...ts_halted.html

OliX · 10-08-2008

The last thing I want to see is the world war but how it seems we're right behind the corner. Not between the countries, but between the people when everything goes to chaos.

If there was to be a war I wish that those who wish for it, including politicians, went to desert and fought to the death there and left the peaceful people alone. I would never join the military and go kill for corporation interests.

After chaos comes the good times

Era of technology and no more slavery.

One Eyed Cat · 10-08-2008

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The last thing I want to see is the world war but how it seems we're right behind the corner. Not between the countries, but between the people when everything goes to chaos.

If there was to be a war I wish that those who wish for it, including politicians, went to desert and fought to the death there and left the peaceful people alone. I would never join the military and go kill for corporation interests.

After chaos comes the good times

Era of technology and no more slavery.

Not gonna worry about it. Hope my nephew has a good century though. We need to find someone who can "do a Putin" (lookalike, can pull of the dead stare, etc). Start up a porn company in the US based on that guy.

OEC

OliX · 10-08-2008

Haha

Fedor Emelianenko? Nah, he's actually a Putins unsuccessful clone.

One Eyed Cat · 10-08-2008

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Haha

Fedor Emelianenko? Nah, he's actually a Putins unsuccessful clone.

Maybe if you deflate the muscles a bit http://fedor.bel.ru/index_eng.shtml . You could also have him as Putin the Incredible Hulk.

OEC

OliX · 10-08-2008

They have the same cold look and they kinda look alike. Fedor is one of my idols, intelligent fighter

Gotta get some rest now... waking up in 3 hours :/

~*Sorceress*~ · 10-09-2008

Okay, for a 56 year old man whom I hate the guts of, he's pretty hott.
Not my type, though, even though I do karate aswell.

Head Wreck · 10-09-2008

its a good physique but not the best for someone of the older generation. but it shows how keeping active can help in latter years.

darkamor · 10-17-2008

one has to be impressed with the fact if there was a Battle Royale between Putin vs. Bush ..... well it's obvious who would win (lol) .... the guy was ex KGB - saavy? Anderson Cooper would narrate from the sidelines until he was accidentally killed ....

~(^)~

Amelia G · 10-18-2008

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Originally Posted by darkamor

one has to be impressed with the fact if there was a Battle Royale between Putin vs. Bush ..... well it's obvious who would win (lol) .... the guy was ex KGB - saavy? Anderson Cooper would narrate from the sidelines until he was accidentally killed ....

~(^)~

Except for killing off Anderson Cooper, that sounds kinda hot. I've got this whole Thunderdome sex fantasy thing going in my head now. Thanks.

darkamor · 10-18-2008

Oh Amelia G, you beat me to it (no pun intended there) but yes a Thunderdome setting would be nice (seeing Putin and Bush go at it to the death would make my year) .....

Having Anderson Cooper there (acting like a ring announcer for a wrestling match) would be the icing on the cake (unless somebody throws Geraldo Rivera in the match so that both Putin and Bush can beat on him - lol) ....

shit, now I'm having flashbacks to that 80's punk band called Geraldo's Stash (stage set up like a huge sanchez with campone's vaults full of fake money on either side of the stage) .....

~(^)~

jonny.illuminati · 10-18-2008

two men enter... one man leaves

(cue tina turner music... we don't need another herooooo......)