I thought this was going to be a rant about a new moniker for alt. porn, but instead it's about something even lamer...
...I dimly seem to recall a time when "indie" music became "alternative", and it was all being bank rolled and marketed to the hilt. later we had "nu-metal" the thought of which is just so nauseating that my brain has seized up, and refuses to follow this tangent any longer...
..."adult alternative"? seems like there's no fucking alternative anymore, it's all john mayer, and miley cyrus... they're really just the same fucking person, and the music's all the same regurgitated strained infant diarrhea... 50 cent? c'mon, rappers of the past would scoff at his lyrics as being illiterate. (Yeah, so what if he's rich, blah, blah, he still can't rhyme.)
...alright, time for buster to go sit on the rocking chair on the porch, and polish his muzzle loader, and mutter about the damn kids stealing his dentures again.