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Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
You can't mention XKCD without mentioning the ultrawicked and ultraawesome strips as follows:
The story of my life and that of many other men: FRIENDS

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goddammit! I've got one of those.
the only reason I don't just end the farce is that we're actually really close. bah!!! (she just sent me a really sweet x-mas gift.)
however I refuse to do that with any other women. I treat any and all LJBF like I do my guy friends, and I LJBF 'em first if they ain't puttin' out. Which is to say I never call, never show up, and pretty much ignore them unless they contact me first. god I hate people.
my only saving grace is that I'm quite a mad bastard, and have absolutely no plans to change that and settle down ever. I will never be any girl's "safe" second choice, they'll only be with me if they really really want to be with me. (which makes some of them chase you... wtf

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