Would you rather date John Cusack or the guy in the Porsche with eighties hair?

[The Newswire]

You know how all 80's teen romances featured a girl the hero wanted. And you know how that girl was always romanced by some guy with a sort of overdone Kennedy scion kind of haircut, a Porsche or similar ride, and generally some country clubbish...

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[Buster Friendly]

Um.

Amelia.

Scientology IS a whole religion for people who would rather have dated the preppy jerk than Lane Meyer.

That includes John Travolta, and Tom Cruise.

[helcyon]

erm... neither are likely to pop my cork.

If it's one of those questions where you have to make a decision one way or another then it'd be whichever one looks most like a girl if you really really squint.

[LeilaHazlett]

John Cusack is a pussy.

[Amelia G]

Originally Posted by LeilaHazlett

John Cusack is a pussy.

Say what you will about organized religion, but don't blaspheme against John Cusack.

Oh heck, I'll bite: Why do you think John Cusack is a pussy?

[AgentAeon]

Hey Amelia,
Please email me.

re: this article.
meghanmayhem (at) gmail (dot) com

[Wickedanima]

John Cusack is the rocks.

[thegreendevil76]

I'd have to pass on both of them as I'm not into that sort of thing, but I'd take some "language lessons" from the French chick that can fix Camaros...that is unless Ricky gets his "testicles" all over her first!