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10-11-2008
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#121
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Butter up da Goat
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Between my mothers legs
Posts: 2,470
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
But I am a cheerleader!!!
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10-11-2008
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#122
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Pirate Hooker
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: G-Spot
Posts: 1,365
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
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Originally Posted by Fleisch
I hate women that instead of getting silicone implants go all fake with those falsie pads, is disgusting!! it has happened to me, i pick up a female in the pub cos she has big udders and then when she takes her shirt off and i see the real normal sized brests i feel tricked, It should be illegal to trick a man like that.
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Everything about women is a trick! (the women who partake of course)
High heels, control top panty hose, padded bras, make-up, hair dye, etc. Think about it.
Oh and yea, size matters. It does.
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10-11-2008
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#123
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Pirate Hooker
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: G-Spot
Posts: 1,365
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
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Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
Mind you, we lie too. They DON'T look fat in that dress, no sir.
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No that dress doesn't make your ass look fat. Your ass makes your ass look fat!
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10-11-2008
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#124
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Butter up da Goat
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Between my mothers legs
Posts: 2,470
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
There is nothing wrong with cottage cheese and blue viens.. I swear they taste better with age..
Wait.. what..
Yep.. I went there.. I am waiting for her to be 95.... 
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10-12-2008
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#125
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Pirate Hooker
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: G-Spot
Posts: 1,365
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
ewwww yea..you did go there. damn, don't bring any back with you please....
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10-12-2008
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#126
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God fearing atheist
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Currently residing in my mind's eye
Posts: 2,625
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
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Originally Posted by mystoo
Everything about women is a trick! (the women who partake of course)
High heels, control top panty hose, padded bras, make-up, hair dye, etc. Think about it.
Oh and yea, size matters. It does.
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***Oh and yea, size matters. It does***
I KNEW IT! Hahahaha!
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10-12-2008
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#127
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Pirate Hooker
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: G-Spot
Posts: 1,365
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
Duh! 
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10-12-2008
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#128
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Butter up da Goat
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Between my mothers legs
Posts: 2,470
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
Good thing i am hung like a gorilla.
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10-12-2008
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#129
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chick in charge
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Born in London. Lived everywhere.
Posts: 6,938
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
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Originally Posted by Bondage Clown
There is nothing wrong with cottage cheese and blue viens.. I swear they taste better with age..
Wait.. what..
Yep.. I went there.. I am waiting for her to be 95.... |
Not really into the whole age bias thing. It's about as funny as a racist joke i.e. not funny.
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10-12-2008
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#130
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: The depths of hell. And I LIKE it.
Posts: 492
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
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Originally Posted by Bondage Clown
Good thing i am hung like a gorilla.
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I thought gorillas had... like, shrinky dinks.
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10-13-2008
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#131
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Butter up da Goat
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Between my mothers legs
Posts: 2,470
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
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Originally Posted by Amelia G
Not really into the whole age bias thing. It's about as funny as a racist joke i.e. not funny.
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I don't know about that.. getting is quite funny. We are all getting old. It is a fact of life. Either you can hide from it, which won't do any good.. or you can embrace it and enjoy it. Also, when she is 95, i will be over 100.. which was another point.. because I want to live as long as George Burns.
We can't be 21 forever. I don't know if i would want to be that age again. I do know that some of the funniest people I know are OLD. I mean look at Hemp. He is about 1 week older than the sun. And he is way funny   George Burns was funnier than hell to.
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Originally Posted by DoctorZ
I thought gorillas had... like, shrinky dinks.
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That's the point... 
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10-13-2008
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#132
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Large Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Broken Condom
Posts: 1,066
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
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Originally Posted by Bondage Clown
I don't know about that.. getting is quite funny. We are all getting old. It is a fact of life. Either you can hide from it, which won't do any good.. or you can embrace it and enjoy it. Also, when she is 95, i will be over 100.. which was another point.. because I want to live as long as George Burns.
We can't be 21 forever. I don't know if i would want to be that age again. I do know that some of the funniest people I know are OLD. I mean look at Hemp. He is about 1 week older than the sun. And he is way funny George Burns was funnier than hell to.
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Thanks crotch stain... and you've proven my point of why you're
single again, rock on you knuckle dragging hairy palmed bastard.
And hell no, there is no way anyone should have to experience you
again at 21... although time has not mellowed you like a fine wine,
you are as refined as Night Train, Thunderbird, Wild Irish Rose or
MD 20/20, sadly all of your favourite libations since they've recalled
generic unbranded beer.
(hey, if you're up and online posting here... why the fuck isn't
your IM on, you cunt)
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10-13-2008
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#133
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Negatory
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Philly PA
Posts: 2,527
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
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Originally Posted by incog
I spend a lot of time looking at breasts and she has huge falsie pads in that outfit. Her breasts are much smaller and less round.
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I spend a lot of time looking at breasts too. And ya know what? I don't give a damn.
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10-13-2008
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#134
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: toronto
Posts: 4,100
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
whoever dresses her knows what people want to see
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12-29-2008
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#135
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Negatory
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Philly PA
Posts: 2,527
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
It's that time of year again. Big ol' titties!
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12-29-2008
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#136
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hasn't slept for days
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Boston/San Francisco
Posts: 922
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
YAY thread bump AND BOOBIES!
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12-29-2008
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#137
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just is
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: the planet zorg.
Posts: 1,991
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
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Originally Posted by Rockwulf
It's that time of year again. Big ol' titties!
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am I the only one who noticed she's lopsided? one of those is a lot bigger or hangs a lot lower than the other.
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12-29-2008
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#138
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hasn't slept for days
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Boston/San Francisco
Posts: 922
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
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Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue
am I the only one who noticed she's lopsided? one of those is a lot bigger or hangs a lot lower than the other.
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i think it's because she's walking and their bouncing... perhaps i should do more research on it... anyone have her number or address?
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12-29-2008
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#139
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chick in charge
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Born in London. Lived everywhere.
Posts: 6,938
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
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Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati
i think it's because she's walking and their bouncing... perhaps i should do more research on it... anyone have her number or address?
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I've partied at the house where she shot her break-out video. It is also where they shot a bunch of Whore Lore. Does that count?
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12-29-2008
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#140
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hasn't slept for days
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Boston/San Francisco
Posts: 922
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
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Originally Posted by Amelia G
I've partied at the house where she shot her break-out video. It is also where they shot a bunch of Whore Lore. Does that count?
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it counts....
i wanna party there! (i also wouldn't mind hanging around on set when they shoot the sequels to WL..... 2,3,4,5,6 etc....
doing research for my book....
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12-29-2008
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#141
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chick in charge
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Born in London. Lived everywhere.
Posts: 6,938
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
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Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati
it counts....
i wanna party there! (i also wouldn't mind hanging around on set when they shoot the sequels to WL..... 2,3,4,5,6 etc....
doing research for my book....
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Is the title of the book Fuck, What Did I Do Last Night? If not, it might not be the ideal spot for research.
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12-29-2008
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#142
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God fearing atheist
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Currently residing in my mind's eye
Posts: 2,625
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
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Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue
am I the only one who noticed she's lopsided? one of those is a lot bigger or hangs a lot lower than the other.
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Give it a few years and they'll both be hanging alot lower.
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12-29-2008
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#143
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Batteries not included
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Where I live. Unfortunately it's Ft. Hood, TX right now.
Posts: 782
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
Wow, I read through this thread and though of two things. The first being the scene from Spinal Tap where the bassist walks through the metal detector and ends up pulling the cucumber wrapped in tin foil out his pants. The other is one line from Stephen Lynch, "Come give Mother Hubbard a bone".
Oh, and yay for boobs.
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12-29-2008
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#144
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Pirate Hooker
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: G-Spot
Posts: 1,365
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
You actually read through this whole thread? 
You feelin' ok?
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12-29-2008
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#145
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: toronto
Posts: 4,100
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
hey, it's nice light reading
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12-29-2008
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#146
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Negatory
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Philly PA
Posts: 2,527
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
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Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue
am I the only one who noticed she's lopsided? one of those is a lot bigger or hangs a lot lower than the other.
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So're my nuts. But ya don't hear me complainin'
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12-30-2008
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#147
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Apathetic Voter
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Campbell's (or is it Warhol's?) Primordial Soup
Posts: 5,516
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
Ok, you've convinced me. I'm not sure what it was that I've been convinced of. but it's there.
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12-30-2008
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#148
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Batteries not included
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Where I live. Unfortunately it's Ft. Hood, TX right now.
Posts: 782
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
I really have nothing better to do.
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12-30-2008
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#149
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budala
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,087
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
What if she's got those hot dog nipples? Or those hot pan ones?
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01-02-2009
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#150
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Negatory
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Philly PA
Posts: 2,527
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
Oh yeah, and she's single now too!
Soon my darling.....soon....
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01-02-2009
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#151
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God fearing atheist
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Currently residing in my mind's eye
Posts: 2,625
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
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Oh yeah, and she's single now too!
Soon my darling.....soon.... |
Yeah, you'd go over swell with her pastor parents.
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01-02-2009
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#152
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Negatory
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Philly PA
Posts: 2,527
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
I'm sure she really cares about their opinions as she makes songs about dyking out.
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01-02-2009
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#153
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God fearing atheist
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Currently residing in my mind's eye
Posts: 2,625
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
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I'm sure she really cares about their opinions as she makes songs about dyking out.
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Well, as long as her career's strong, she won't give a shit. If it goes South, then she'll be back to panhandling for Jesus like any good Christian would. I'd bang the Jesus out of her.
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01-02-2009
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#154
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Negatory
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Philly PA
Posts: 2,527
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
Back off, I saw her first.
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01-03-2009
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#155
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: York, England
Posts: 289
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
when did the serious police roll into town n land on these pages?
Bikerpunk used to be fun now so serious, Rockwulf nice to meet u, looks like u been havin fun n playin nice wit the other kids, forest well said
Lets get back to fun stuff like the what colour underpants u wearin lol
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01-04-2009
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#156
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 11
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
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heh "this video is not available in your country"
.. isolationists!
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Haha, that's perfect. Don't worry, you haven't missed anything worth seeing.
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06-01-2009
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#157
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: north of here
Posts: 869
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
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06-02-2009
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#158
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catty member
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: SF
Posts: 379
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Re: I Kissed A Girl
Are barsexuals a protected class?
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