Funny Oxymorons.

[TheQuietPlace]

Share some of the funny oxymorons you've encountered

[BrightStar]

Religious Science
Religious Wisdom

[Tequila Zaire]

Religious Tolerance

[TheQuietPlace]

We're the government, and we're here to help.

[Caligula]

Military intelligence?

[TheQuietPlace]

Military intelligence?

hahahahah good one

[Histrionica]

- jumbo shrimp
- postal service
- Microsoft Works



~Histrionica~

[Mirren]

Black light
Educational television
Business ethics
Social security
Happy hour(s)

[TheQuietPlace]

Good ones

[Caligula]

'Friendly fire' is a concept that's always tickled me. If that's what they do when they like you, what the hell do they do when you piss 'em off?...

Or 'social disease' as a euphemism for STDs. Doesn't strike me as a particularly sociable think to pass around.

[BrightStar]

'Friendly fire' is a concept that's always tickled me. If that's what they do when they like you, what the hell do they do when you piss 'em off?...

Well, When you piss them off, they:

Set the dogs on you, set the bees on you, set the dogs with bees in their mouths after you, set the dogs that SHOOT bees out of their mouths at you.

And if you REALLY piss them off, they sind Richard Simmons Robots after you to make you shake shake shake, shake your booty!

[Caligula]

Well, When you piss them off, they:

Set the dogs on you, set the bees on you, set the dogs with bees in their mouths after you, set the dogs that SHOOT bees out of their mouths at you.

And if you REALLY piss them off, they sind Richard Simmons Robots after you to make you shake shake shake, shake your booty!

In which case Iraq must be a pretty wild place right now...

[KilLAtomiK]

satanic atheists

[BrightStar]

Earth Day.

They rant about saving the trees, yet Kill untold tens of thousands of trees, just to make the banners to scribble in crude marker: Save the trees.

Earth Day is a joke.

[Kidthorazine]

Dubya graduating from yale...

[CPRB]

compassionate conservatism