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    International Day of Mischief
    This tuesday is international day of mischief because doing evil on 06/06/06 is really boring and predictable
    To really fuck someone over you should make a fool of them, a nasty person expects a punch in the face but not a pie in the face. To make them look like a idiot is more effective because even people who agree with them will have a giggle
    if you met or bump into a politician, celebrity or your boss give them a stink palm, thats when you put your hand down the back of your pants and get a bit of arse sweat on your hand then when you shake it, itll be passed on. Everyone else who shakes their hand afterwards will think they have a serious problem with wiping. (thanks to mallrats)
    If your nemesis likes hipsters put a tiny bit of chocolate into their exposed anal cleavage, when they get home theyll think theyve pooped a bit and not felt it, itll scare the fuck out of them.
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    I'm all for practical jokes, but it usualy gets out of hand. a pretty frequent occurance is jocks driving around and throwing things at homeless people or just anyone by the side of the road, it might sound like a prank, but objects traveling in excess of 30 miles an hour can do some real damage. I'd rather just have a day where people don't fuck with me and where I can get through my day without having to deal with people being assholes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morning Glory
    a pretty frequent occurance is jocks driving around and throwing things at homeless people or just anyone by the side of the road, it might sound like a prank, but objects traveling in excess of 30 miles an hour can do some real damage.
    indeed..when my car died a few years back and i had to walk to work a truck full of football players decided it would be funny to throw bleach on me with balloons and cups. it was funnier that there so happened to be a cop on the other side of the street and busted em...karma is funnier than the joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VoldtaEngler
    indeed..when my car died a few years back and i had to walk to work a truck full of football players decided it would be funny to throw bleach on me with balloons and cups. it was funnier that there so happened to be a cop on the other side of the street and busted em...karma is funnier than the joke.
    Did it ruin your clothes? I don't even know how that's funny? That's just mean spirited, maybe that was their point? It's like throwing gas on somebody...

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    Quote Originally Posted by VoldtaEngler
    indeed..when my car died a few years back and i had to walk to work a truck full of football players decided it would be funny to throw bleach on me with balloons and cups. it was funnier that there so happened to be a cop on the other side of the street and busted em...karma is funnier than the joke.
    That's not even right. As proven once again, Karmic law takes care of shit like that.

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    someone once threw a clay planter at my friends when they were sitting at the bus stop... but they laughed their asses off cause the guy was just so fucking lame...

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    I'm fond of the bucket of water over the door and the mousetrap gum pack kind of practical jokes myself.

    I've been the subject of a drive by egging and Rob had a drive by Bible-ing (A bus of uber christians threw like thirty of those little orange Bibles at him). People can be mean, but it's very rarely funny to anyone but them.

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    that type of stuff used to piss me off.

    here in NYC it's taxis, and bmw's trying to run you over in crosswalks.

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    The place where I work doesnt' have a loading dock but it has a raised back door that, when we get shipments, we run a roller-belt out to the truck across the sidewalk. The belt is large, shiny metal object about 5 and a half feet off the ground, surrounded by orange safety-cones.

    Today as we were pulling in the shipment, I happened to be the one outside checking, stamping and pushing each case inside. I saw this douche in a business suit walking down the sidewalk texting on his phone or PDA or whatever it was, completely oblivious to the world around him. I was about to say something to warn him but then I decided not to and watched with delight as he wailed his forehead right into the metal bar, when I started laughing my ass off.

    The retard looked at me and kinda chuckled but then kept walking with his damn head down, looking at this PDA! Some retards are just completely untrainable.

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    Oh Happy Days... Oh happy Days.... Tra la la la Tra La la....

    Skip to my lou my Darlin'

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    Swing your partner.... do-si-do.. promenade. *puts on The Rodeo Song

    Anyone remember that one?

    Rodeo Song

    Well it's forty below
    And I don't give a fuck
    Got a heater in my truck
    And I'm off to the rodeo
    It's an allamande left
    And allamande right
    C'mon you fuckin' dummy
    Get your right step right
    Get offstage you goddamn goof
    Y'know you piss me off
    You fucking jerk
    Get on my nerves
    Well here comes Johnny
    With his pecker in his hand
    He's a one-ball man
    And he's off to the rodeo
    It's an allamande left
    And allamande right
    C'mon you fuckin' dummy
    Get your right step right
    Get offstage you goddamn goof
    Y'know you piss me off
    You fucking jerk
    Get on my nerves
    (INSTRUMENTAL)
    Well it's forty below
    And I ain't got a truck
    And I don't give a fuck
    'Cause I'm off to the rodeo
    It's an allamande left
    And allamande right
    C'mon you fuckin' dummy
    Get your right step right
    Get offstage you goddamn goof
    Y'know you piss me off
    You fucking jerk
    Get on my nerves
    Well heer comes Johnny
    With his pecker in his hand
    He's a one-ball man
    And he's off to the rodeo
    It's an allamande left
    And allamande right
    C'mon you fuckin' dummy
    Get your right step right
    Get offstage you goddamn goof
    Y'know you piss me off
    You fucking jerk
    Get on my nerves

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirren
    Swing your partner.... do-si-do.. promenade. *puts on The Rodeo Song

    Anyone remember that one?

    Rodeo Song

    I had never heard it before, but I love it.

    Who does it? That would be an awesome karioke song.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toe Cutter
    I had never heard it before, but I love it.

    Who does it? That would be an awesome karioke song.
    There are different versions, all excellent. Look for versions by Bocephus, Chris LeDoux, David Allen Coe, and Maclean & Maclean.

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    Man, I am in a playful but goofy mood. Ok, this was amusing.

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    Oh yeah, the poor white trash riding lawn mower...



    I got one.

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    I want one

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    I was about to say something to warn him but then I decided not to and watched with delight as he wailed his forehead right into the metal bar, when I started laughing my ass off.

    The retard looked at me and kinda chuckled but then kept walking with his damn head down, looking at this PDA! Some retards are just completely untrainable.
    hah my mom hit her head on an airplane once... looked around kinda like "oh shit i hope nobody saw that..." but then had to go to the resident nurse anyways cause she totally split her head open. ON A PLANE!! only my mom could pull that off.

    hah keiko... drive by bibling?? somehow that really disturbs me. i thought christians were supposed to be nice!

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    the rodeo song , I'd forgotten that one

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    here's something, I used to work at this bindery and one of the guys there was a real dick, anyway one day he was setting up the folder and his hair got caught .I njoyed the casual walk to the off button. Cured him of being a dick too

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    Well, that passed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toe Cutter
    I had never heard it before, but I love it.

    Who does it? That would be an awesome karioke song.
    David Allen Coe...hes tha MAN!

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