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    Fucktard's a good insult. Satisfying sound and a cool compound word.

    Sorry to burst a few bubbles, but I'm 90% certain that most of the factoids on here are just cool colourful stories. Most of the better English swear words are derived from Anglo-Saxon words. Fuck didn't come from Fornication Under the King (or For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge which is another tempting version) and if there was ever a Goddess called Cunt I've never come across her (if you'll forgive the expression). I wrote an article on swear words some time ago and if my memory serves me right they were most likely derived from comparisons with objects in Old English. There must surely be a good site on this someplace, but as I can't post attachments I won't bother looking. If anyone finds one and proves me wrong, I shall eat an appropriate slice of humble pie.

    Similarly sadly the finger-bowman story is just a colourful invention. It's usually applied to the English equivalent of the finger - 'flicking the V' - index and middle finger extended. There's no historical record of such a punishment being meted out to English bowmen by the French. If you were worth ransoming (unlikely if a bowman) then they'd sell you back in one piece, otherwise they'd just kill you. They didn't fuck about in the Hundred Years War. More likely, the sign's another anatomical reference. The 'V' resembled a woman's spread legs, while 'the finger' signified a dick, and was also the digit women most frequently used for masturbation.

    Anyone know any better?

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    Oh...snap!!!

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    fudge packer is my favorite

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caligula

    Similarly sadly the finger-bowman story is just a colourful invention. It's usually applied to the English equivalent of the finger - 'flicking the V' - index and middle finger extended. There's no historical record of such a punishment being meted out to English bowmen by the French. If you were worth ransoming (unlikely if a bowman) then they'd sell you back in one piece, otherwise they'd just kill you. They didn't fuck about in the Hundred Years War. More likely, the sign's another anatomical reference. The 'V' resembled a woman's spread legs, while 'the finger' signified a dick, and was also the digit women most frequently used for masturbation.

    Anyone know any better?
    Well, it didnt mention the stuff about the words in the History book, but it did mention about how they cut off the fingers of the Brittish Archers though.

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    piss up a rope

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    "And the horse you rode in on!" <~~Particularly effective in Narcoosee and similar areas in Fla, as most of those people actually rode in on ahorse.
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    I dont really know how to speak French but like Merovingian from Matrix Reloaded said...

    "French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it."

    A friend of mine is fluent in French and to hear him cuss someone out is GREAT...They dont know that he is cursing at them...

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    As far as I go...A nice Finger and the words "Fuck you and Everyone who looks like you"
    Seems to do the trick.

    Your mother Eats Bat shit Off Cave Walls..
    Your sisters in love with a Carrot..
    Your Father refills cream Doughnuts.
    ands so on and so fourth

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    Fuck You You Fucking Fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gothickitty
    Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
    fucking eh..... fucking necromaniac

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    FART! "it offends everyone," said KR

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    I gotta say that my all time favorite is "Bastage." Here's a bit of trivia...What movie is that from and who said it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasperino
    I gotta say that my all time favorite is "Bastage." Here's a bit of trivia...What movie is that from and who said it?

    Johnny Dangerously....Roman Moronie

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    Fucktard, Fucknuts, Chicken Fucker, Ball Licker and SPOODGE!
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    Ass Fuck
    Ass Head
    Fuck Face
    Mother Fucking Fuck

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    FUCK FUCK FUCK.... GOD DAMN that feels so good

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    slut

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