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    Default Greetings Comrades

    My name is Davyd M. Smertin, and I am KGB Colonel in CRIME.

    Our website is bogovich .wordpress. com

    I am here to debate about Virtues of selfless unconditional love for people contra vile Vice of sex fixation. I think it is very sick and sign that western society is corrupt that we have bikini and underwear commercials in street, or that there are marches for homosexualism through city.

    I will say that I know that many of you suffer afflictions from your sex addiction. But I know Glorious Leader BOGOVICH could help to cure you by removing veil placed in your brains by mind-worms of Capitalism.

    Many of you will also try to mock me and say that I am lunatic, but that is only because mind-worms are creating firewalls of denial in your mind. I am here to help you. Same thing happened in revleft boards, where I was twice banned without any reason whatsoever.

    I will tell truth now.

    Before I met Glorious Leader BOGOVICH, who teached me to separate Truth from false conciousness, I was very ashamed of my involuntary erections, which caused me to start to question if I was truely heterosexual and not homosexualist.

    BOGOVICH has shown to me that it was society which tried to reprogramme me into sex addict. I owe him many thanks, and now live life of celibacy, and I am perfectly happy with myself today, and proud of belonging to movement which will bring mankind out of this Dark Age and towards Red Dawn.

    If any of you are interested in Communism,you are welcome to ask me here or in PM, or to look at our forum at bogovich. forumcircle. com

    Truely Yours
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    hahaha

    You think that this is one of our former trolls come back again?

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    Greetings Comrade Morning Glory. What do you find funny?

    I am no troll. We are serious movement.

    Truely Yours
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    is your avatar Hayden Christiansen from star wars?

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    Yes. I am Vanguardian, and therefore, I am living in celibacy and in devoted service of People of Glorious Soviet Motherland, eternal nation of Working Class of Earth. I promise not to write in any other thread if you do not ban me.

    Truely Yours
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    It's fucking people like YOU that bring a bad name to Communism and Socialism. Go the fuck away.

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    we generally don't ban people just for saying stupid shit.

    But if you really want it, I'm sure it will work out for you.

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    Wait, was that directed at me, or the Neo-Stalin over there?

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    It was for comrade Joseph.

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    Ah. Very good.

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    hello..................hmmm, red dawn, hows that saying go........red at night sailors delight...........................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanguardian

    I think it is very sick and sign that western society is corrupt that we have bikini and underwear commercials in street, or that there are marches for homosexualism through city.
    Bikini commercials are also in magazines!
    And "homo" marches? Come on now..Wasn't Hitler gay?
    Quote Originally Posted by Vanguardian
    Same thing happened in revleft boards, where I was twice banned without any reason whatsoever.
    Hrm..wonder why...
    Quote Originally Posted by Vanguardian
    I will tell truth now.
    *grabs gay popcorn*
    Quote Originally Posted by Vanguardian

    BOGOVICH has shown to me that it was society which tried to reprogramme me into sex addict. I owe him many thanks
    Did he show you spell check too? You own him a blowjob now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Vanguardian
    Truely Yours
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    If that IS your real name!

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    Default Re: Greetings Comrades

    When I was dubbed Vanguardian, BOGOVICH gave me new name with Soviet accent so that I would be reborn as pure heart. Before that, I hanged on subway together with goths, punks and emos, and had no cause in life. Now I have cause in life, thanks to Glorious Leader BOGOVICH.

    Truely Yours
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    Quote Originally Posted by VoldtaEngler
    *grabs gay popcorn*
    can I have some gay popcorn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanguardian
    When I was dubbed Vanguardian, BOGOVICH gave me new name with Soviet accent so that I would be reborn as pure heart. Before that, I hanged on subway together with goths, punks and emos, and had no cause in life. Now I have cause in life, thanks to Glorious Leader BOGOVICH.
    wasn't Manson similar? didn't he take people with no direction and give them something to do?

    all of this sounds like your standard brainwashing cult to me, guess you've got a bright future

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morning Glory
    hahaha

    You think that this is one of our former trolls come back again?

    Gosh, I hope Hayden is a new one. I've always wanted an unlimited supply of trolls

    Note to everyone: pay attention to Morning Glory here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amelia G
    Gosh, I hope Hayden is a new one. I've always wanted an unlimited supply of trolls

    Note to everyone: pay attention to Morning Glory here.
    I am no troll.

    Truely Yours
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanguardian
    I am no troll.

    Truely Yours
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    Lots of people here, including myself, have participated in RPGs of all sorts including LARPs, but trying to get other people to watch you LARPing by yourself is sort of sad.

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    didn't you know roleplaying is sexy... I think this guy might have the wrong end of the stick though

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegreatBJ
    didn't you know roleplaying is sexy... I think this guy might have the wrong end of the stick though

    Totally agree it is sexy or at least fun. With one other participant in private. Or a lot of other participants in public.

    Not so sexy and fun with no other participants in public.

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    Default Re: Greetings Comrades

    This is not LARP. This is serious ideological movement. I am here to help you.

    Truely Yours
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanguardian
    This is not LARP. This is serious ideological movement. I am here to help you.
    Well..its some kind of movement...bowel maybe...bowels of HELLLLLLLLL

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    Here is my story.

    Quote Originally Posted by Davyd Smertin
    Here I will tell you my story, how I overcame depression and suicidal thoughts and joined struggle for bright future.

    When I joined Party which was then known as Union for Restoration of Soviet Union, I was very depressed individual. My studies went bad after my grandfather died in early 128 Stalin Era, and I started to behave in self-destructive way. I used razor blade to cut in my arms, and started to dress as emo.

    Since I was 12 or 13, I have also had problem with involuntary erection, which caused me shame on my gymnastic classes, as my friends started to believe I was homosexualist. So I dropped from gymnastics and started to stroll around city instead.

    I was assigned to psychologist who prescribed me anti-depressive pill known as "zoloft", which required bigger and bigger doses to work, while I felt more and more unmotivated to do anything at all. Moreover, zoloft gave me problem with sleeping and with stomach digestion, as well as skin issues.

    I met Glorious Leader BOGOVICH during time when I had serious thoughts of killing myself and also started to doubt if I truly was heterosexual or not. He started to chat with me on community for young people, and then we met in park next morning.

    I was amazed over His knowledge, His skills of persuasion, His dedication to fight for all people who are mistreated by Capitalist monster. BOGOVICH demanded me to stop taking Zoloft, as it represented cloud on mental judgement.

    He also thought me that society wanted to prolong my suffering and fill my body with poison in order to win yet another adherent, and that it had fooled me into submission. And He was right, because I had thought many thoughts and felt many things which I did neither want to think or feel.

    So I stopped being Emo and became Man.

    Usually, me and BOGOVICH took promenades through City, where he talked to me about Communism and world after Revolution. I have always believed in justice and empathy with all things alive, and eventually I joined Party ranks.

    I started to practice Jiu-jitsu, meditation and hard training, ended my Zoloft cure and my self-destructive behavior, and as I developed and progressed, my involuntary erections stopped and I now have mental control over what earlier caused me so much shame.

    That is my story.
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    Jew-Jitsu, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morning Glory
    we generally don't ban people just for saying stupid shit.

    Thank God for that, I know I have done that to many times already.....

    I rather like to mix RPG with Paintball, I can dress funny and have 100s of people shooting at me.. good times. Grass skirt with coconut bra, that was painful but yet comical...


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    that's cool man. Let me know when the koolaid is about to be passed around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bacchus88
    Thank God for that, I know I have done that to many times already.....

    I rather like to mix RPG with Paintball,
    that sounds really fun actually. When I played it it was pretty much me sitting in a hole for about an hour. fun for once in a while, but not something that i'd go out and do every weekend like some of my buddies.

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    Airsoft is better. >.>

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    Airsoft is debatable ..... Airsoft you have to be honest, I have played paintball for to long not to cheat a little.
    Morning glory is my sport...I am nuts about, I do not play every weekend. I try to stick with the big games, 600- 2000 people... its great time.

    Who else on here plays paintball? Yes, I am taking over this thread...not really, well maybe

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    Airsoft doesn't bruise you. Plus, I only play with honest people. Any newbie who's not honest is kicked out the first time, and banned. (Which we do tell them, so it's not like we surprise them with it the One-Hit Wonder)

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    wish all sites banned them first time here... why do you think i drive 5hrs to a site past 12 others.

    anyhow, as regards our learned friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorZ


    Jew-Jitsu, eh?

    I don't really follow what this has to do with this thread, but I'd prefer it if you did not post this sort of thing.

    Just so everyone is clear, the subject of this thread is Morning Glory wittily making fun of a troll LARPer. Ooh, I feel like we need a new piece of jargon for the specific type of troll where a person makes up a fake character. I guess sock puppet sort of covers it, when the fake character has a specific agenda.

    What should we call it if the fake character is just generally dumb and uber-phony and disruptive, but has no obvious specific point to make? How about trollarp?

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    trollarp. i likes the sound of that.

    another image i thought apt



    and thats me done on the matter

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    Sorry Vanguardian, I already joined another sect. They offer free virgins

    You know what? Why don't you come and try, you might just like it.

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    Is this a joke? I don't get it.
    I sure could use some of that kool aid right about now though.

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    hallo and welcome, comrade..lol

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    Jin Roh! which is very good anime movie. Diablo...no, your going get him started all over again...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bacchus88
    Jin Roh! which is very good anime movie. Diablo...no, your going get him started all over again...
    im sorry! please dont hurt me! ::hides::

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    Hey, I wasn't mocking Jewish guys. I was just mocking this guy, who for some reason or another though that "Juijitsu" means "Communism"

    I mean, seriously, how the hell can you make that kind of leap?

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    that is only because mind-worms are creating firewalls of denial in your mind.
    Oh Agnos - I wasn't able to read past this thus far I am laughing so hard it hurts. I am going to have to write that down somewhere.

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