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How to screen a movie and porn parody – Avatar and Avatar XXX Double Feature Funtime

- by Amelia G in Blue Blood

A long time ago, in a land far from here, my punk rock group house Cambodia held a screening of a double feature of Edward Scissorhands and Edward Penishands. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Edward Scissorhands was in fact the better movie, but it was still a really […]

October 21, 2010 / Post a comment » / Read More

The Science of Dance

- by Cevink in Music, Sex

Scientists have drilled deeply into the psyche of the average heterosexual woman and managed to come away not only with sanity intact, but also with the sacred truth coveted by smarmy male club-skanks the world over: “which moves on the dance floor are likely to facilitate a healthy coat of stanky on my hang-down?” Employing […]

September 9, 2010 | Filed under Music,Sex | Read More