Conan Porn Parody
True confession: I own more than one swords and sorcery-inspired outfit of nonfunctional teeny armor. Ideally, I’d like to see a Jason Momoa skin flick. Oh wait, I already did, and it was ridiculously awesome and called Game of Thrones. But I digress. An Arnold Schwarzenegger adult film would be a-ok with me too. Doesn’t […]