The ranks of Hustler parodies have now swelled with This Ain’t the Smurfs XXX. The trailer below is amusing and SFW, but the link would have a big N in front of that SFW. The flick stars Lexi Belle, Charley Chase, Evan Stone, Nicole Aniston, Barry Scott, Jake Jacobs, Jeremy Conway, and Jay Crew as […]
True confession: I own more than one swords and sorcery-inspired outfit of nonfunctional teeny armor. Ideally, I’d like to see a Jason Momoa skin flick. Oh wait, I already did, and it was ridiculously awesome and called Game of Thrones. But I digress. An Arnold Schwarzenegger adult film would be a-ok with me too. Doesn’t […]
This trailer for Hustler’s Lady Gaga parody porno is, oddly enough, safe for work. If you can’t figure out that the link to This Ain’t Lady Gaga on Hustler, on the other hand, is NSFW, then there is no help for you. I haven’t watched the full naked Lady Gaga video yet, but the trailer […]
A long time ago, in a land far from here, my punk rock group house Cambodia held a screening of a double feature of Edward Scissorhands and Edward Penishands. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Edward Scissorhands was in fact the better movie, but it was still a really […]
Some time ago, I wrote a piece about Secret Diary of a Call Girl, then airing on Showtime. This weekend, the writer of the book and blogs the show was based on came forward and unmasked herself. Rumor is that she decided to expose her true identity because some ex-boyfriend was shopping her story to […]
So the nice girl next door at Evergreen Terrace is going to be sort of taking it off for Playboy. A Playboy spokeswoman seems to indicate that Marge Simpson will only be showing implied nudity in her three page pictorial, despite having landed the cover of Playboy for all newsstand copies. (Subscribers will get a […]
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