True confession: I own more than one swords and sorcery-inspired outfit of nonfunctional teeny armor. Ideally, I’d like to see a Jason Momoa skin flick. Oh wait, I already did, and it was ridiculously awesome and called Game of Thrones. But I digress. An Arnold Schwarzenegger adult film would be a-ok with me too. Doesn’t [...]
This trailer for Hustler’s Lady Gaga parody porno is, oddly enough, safe for work. If you can’t figure out that the link to This Ain’t Lady Gaga on Hustler, on the other hand, is NSFW, then there is no help for you. I haven’t watched the full naked Lady Gaga video yet, but the trailer [...]
So there is a big brouhaha in Porn Valley right now because a performer has tested positive for HIV. It may or may not be someone with the nom de porn of Cameron Reid. If so, Cameron Reid has a girlfriend who was also a pornstar and he performed in both gay and straight fuck [...]
My Backstage Passes anthology has been receiving some nice press this week, so I thought I’d share. I’m so used to the speed of internet press at this point, that I am chomping at the bit with the turnaround time for print and for a project which requires more in-depth reading for journalists to cover [...]
Although the photo at the right does not show her in a red cape with boots, Lupe Fuentes should really be wearing a Mighty Mouse costume right about now. Last week, she flew from Spain to Puerto Rico to give crucial testimony on behalf of her fan Carlos Simon-Timmerman. See Carlos Simon-Timmerman took a trip [...]
Some people like to get inspired for the day watching televangelists at 6am, while they get ready for work. Me, I’d like to have a channel of all shows like Mary Queen of Shops on BBC America. Mary Queen of Shops comes from the same team which produces Gordon Ramsay’s F Word and Ramsay’s Kitchen [...]
David Aaron Clark took me to my first genuine serious BDSM club. Whether we were checking out a new K-pop singer, attending a medievalist wedding, or standing in line at a book signing, David Aaron Clark was always kind to me. He was not a self-serving fair weather friend or a hater bad weather friend; [...]
It seems like it should be unnecessary to point out that models are human beings, but a lot of people seem to have difficulty with this. Nobody is as beautiful as their best photo or as hideous as their worst. Ugly may go to the bone, but beauty is still only skin deep. All true. [...]
Zak Smith’s memoir We Did Porn is beautifully-produced by Tinhouse Books and it is a beautifully-written, readable book, featuring entertaining aphorisms and some sex stuff which might be titillating to people who are not me. A peculiarity of the book is the juxtaposition of absolutely brilliant cultural insights about the art world, the educated world, [...]
69 Eyes have released a video for the debut single off their forthcoming Back in Blood album. The video is called Dead Girls are Easy. It is sort of an 80′s sleaze rock video homage where the 7/11 clerk fantasizes about the hot gothic girls who prance through his store in the midnight hour. In [...]