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Game of Thrones, Season 7, Episode 62: Stormborn, or Queen of the Ashes

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Our second new episode of HBO’s Game of Thrones season 7 begins with some terrible weather at Dragonstone, and Dany’s in a sour temper. Varys gets to interview for his job again, and acquits himself decently well. With that out of the way, Red Mel is here, looking to get back in the game. A […]

Red Wedding: Effing Starks Had It Coming or Duh, a Man-Flayer Always Has Secrets (Warning: Gross Pics & Spoilers)

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I’m just going to say it: BEST GOT EP OF THE SEASON. If you are super sad the Red Wedding went how it did, you might not want to keep reading. Also, if you are one of those pussies whinging about how they killed a wolf and a pregnant chick, HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THIS […]

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Game of Thrones, Episode 209: Blackwater, or One More Drink Before the War

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Tonight’s refreshments are: Familia Camerena Tequila (Reposada), and much seltzer and lime. It is stinking humid summer here now, and that means summer beverages. Also, nothing complements bloody flaming ownage quite like tequila. Since I assume this ep will be impossible to recap other than reciting the body count and litany of horrors, I’m taking […]

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Game of Thrones, Episode 208: The Prince of Winterfell, or We Are All in the Dumps with Bran and Rickon

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Tonight’s refreshments are: The last gasp of the Old Weller 107, which I have conquered after a long bloody siege. And Negra Modelo for beer, because I made chili. If it really comes down to it, there’s the Evan Williams single barrel Bourbon, vintage 2002. I am going to drink for every dull, pedantic utterance […]

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Game of Thrones, Episode 207: A Man Without Honor, or Topping from the Bottom is an Art

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Tonight’s refreshments are: Dubhe Imperial Black IPA, from Colorado’s Uinta Brewery, and our old nemesis the Old Weller 107. If you like your beer sweet, malty, hoppy, death-black and unpronounceable, try the Dubhe. If you feel like a bottle of Bourbon that your uncle William took more than a week to put a dent in, […]

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Game of Thrones, Episode 206: Old Gods and New, or Nothing Whatsoever About Any Gods at All

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Tonight’s refreshments are: Shift pale lager, from Colorado’s Fat Tire brewery, and Old Weller 107 Bourbon. If you don’t care for weak lager and are bored with overhopped IPAs, try the Shift. If you hate your liver and can’t be bothered with “smoothness” in your whiskey, Old Weller for you. Tonight’s episode of Game of […]

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Game of Thrones, Episode 205: The Ghost of Harrenhal, or No Tits and No Joffrey

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Our latest episode of Game of Thrones begins with an oath sworn, an oath promised, and all looks good. Renly gets his blithe on, offers Cat everything on a plate, pops off his armor, and everything goes to shit in minutes. You’ve got to give credit: those three mooks who charged Brienne in her grief […]

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Game of Thrones, Episode 203, What is Dead May Never Die, or Everybody Hates Theon and Nobody Likes Anybody Else Much Either

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Our ep opens with Jon the Bastard having been kicked like a bag of shit from the woods all the way to the barn. This is pretty much the life of a Stark these days. It turns out the mystery of Craster’s boys isn’t much of a mystery, so it’s a wonder why he’s so […]

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Game of Thrones, Episode 202, The Night Lands, or Loads of Sex and Not a Sign of Joffrey

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Our episode of Game of Thrones begins with Arya, looking emo and pissing in a creek. Yep, that kind of sets the tone. The city watch has sent a pair of utter humps up the king’s road after Gendry, and predictably they get owned and sent packing. This earns Gendry a couple of stares and […]

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Recap: Game of Thrones, Episode 201, The North Remembers – “Old Familiar Faces (Not Currently on Spikes)”

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If they could get away with it, this ep would be called something like “Old Familiar Faces (Not Currently on Spikes)”. We get to catch up with all last season’s survivors, all looking at the same red comet, all wondering what the living fuck they have gotten themselves into. We start with King Joffrey, who […]

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