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Game of Thrones, S4 E31: Two Swords, or A String of Dead Sparrow Heads

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Our new season of Game of Thrones begins with the final unsheathing of Ned Stark’s greatsword Ice, which Tywin Lannister has apparently decided to repurpose as two smaller swords. Sort of like splitting a loft space into two units. Since that isn’t enough of a symbolic emasculation and erasure for one pre-credit sequence, he also […]

Red Wedding: Effing Starks Had It Coming or Duh, a Man-Flayer Always Has Secrets (Warning: Gross Pics & Spoilers)

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I’m just going to say it: BEST GOT EP OF THE SEASON. If you are super sad the Red Wedding went how it did, you might not want to keep reading. Also, if you are one of those pussies whinging about how they killed a wolf and a pregnant chick, HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THIS […]

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What was the song at the end of Game of Thrones tonight?

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For all the people searching for what the song at the end of Game of Thrones tonight was, here you go: The song is The Rains of Castomere performed by the band The National with lyrics by George R. R. Martin. According to the Westeros wiki (beware spoilers at that site), the song was written […]

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Game of Thrones, Episode 207: A Man Without Honor, or Topping from the Bottom is an Art

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Tonight’s refreshments are: Dubhe Imperial Black IPA, from Colorado’s Uinta Brewery, and our old nemesis the Old Weller 107. If you like your beer sweet, malty, hoppy, death-black and unpronounceable, try the Dubhe. If you feel like a bottle of Bourbon that your uncle William took more than a week to put a dent in, […]

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Game of Thrones, Episode 205: The Ghost of Harrenhal, or No Tits and No Joffrey

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Our latest episode of Game of Thrones begins with an oath sworn, an oath promised, and all looks good. Renly gets his blithe on, offers Cat everything on a plate, pops off his armor, and everything goes to shit in minutes. You’ve got to give credit: those three mooks who charged Brienne in her grief […]

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Game of Thrones, Episode 204, Garden of Bones, or There’s Noo Cure for Being a Coont

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We open this episode of Game of Thrones with a pair of comedy soldiers gossiping in the rain, because this is Shakespeare after all. Yep, fart joke and a piss, this is Henry V, except it’s an American Direwolf in London. This smooth fucker who looks a bit too much like Stannis doesn’t get named, […]

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