So I think I’m going to back the Kickstarter for the SHEATH 2.0 – Functionality Where it Matters Most. I have an innie, rather than an outie, when it comes to genitals, so I have no idea whether the whole lift and separate thing would feel comfy and awesome or awful or superfluous. I don’t know for sure whether creator Robert Patton’s strategically enhanced pouch underwear is the concept care of men’s undies, a taste of the future. But Mr. Patton certainly makes it seem like a killer idea, so I think I’m going to buy someone a pair. Just for the sake of apparel science. Also, I am amused that the Kickstarter explanation includes the makings of a delicious fruit cup as a tasteful stand-in for the male parts.
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