Devil Ducky
By Kastle
May 26, 2004

Its image is classic, its talent is unsinkable, it’s the rubber ducky – the perky, brightly colored, floating bath mate that is known to bring cheer and pleasure to the idea of soaking in it.

But no more are we limited to the bright yellow ducky with a red beak, there’s a new duck in town and he’s a baaaaaad influence -- made specifically for naughty bathers and kinky water sports. This modern ducky sports devil horns and comes in a wide range of colors including pink, blue, white, red, purple, green and even polka dots to let your bath-time personality run wild.

For the heavy metal set, there are metallic silver and gold heavy metal ducks that are rumored to love Ozzie and comes with its own metal anthem “I am Devil Duck” printed on the bottom. There are ducks “with attitude” – painted expressions of “pissy”, “prissy” and “sissy.” The “dead duck” comes in black with x’s for eyes and claims that its soul has passed on to ask the burning questions: “Why are we here?” and “What is the meaning of bath?”

The duck stand at 4 1/2 inches long and come in a net bag with the lyrics to their own Devil Duck theme song printed on the tag. And don’t think these ducks are reserved only for fresh water fun – take these ducks on the go in the form of mini key chains, printed gift-wrapping paper and air fresheners with a “sin-sational” scent.

The devil duck is sure to be man’s new best friend -- don’t bathe without it.

Available at Retail Slut on Melrose