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About evilassmaster
Current Whereabouts
Paris, France... the other white meat
Originally From
Brunswick, Maine... the other white bread
My Life's Calling
illustrator / plumber / bartender / bouncer / deadbeat
My Ride
bike
My Ideal Ride
teleportation / lsd
Drink of Choice
Strongbow
Yummy to Me
beef burrito
Where I Shop
abandoned warehouses, thrift stores
On the Town
my room
Favorite Weapon
knife
Favorite Movies
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind / the life aquatic
Favorite TV
nahh... tv is for people who have time to do nothing
Favorite Authors
psychology magazines, pornographic short stories
Favorite Bands
Deftones, Dimmu Borgir, Eels, Wu Tang Clan, Dj Krush
Turn Ons
nice hips, nice shoulders
Turn Offs
being perky and desperately trying to be attractive... and bad smells
Hair Color
brown
Previous Hair Colors
brown, brown, brown, brown... me no emo
Toys I Desire
graphic tablet, punching bag, a nice carhart coat.
Depraved Fantasy
having sex with a pony
Quote or Slogan
itchy kitchy mama mama you know you wanna wanna

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