I Have No Pants!!!

:thumb: :( :D

Please, give me pants?

a very good friend and I have a similar inside joke about this.

I don't want to give you pants.

i litteraly couldn't find a single pair of pants the other day.I ended up wearing a skirt I haven't worn since highschool...the dog or kid had them under the couch..all of them...leads me to think it was the kid

How can we believe you don't have pants...you have to prove it. :-P

Pants are overrated.

The day I have no pants is the day I have no legs...
In which case I may opt for some short shorts

I only own 1 pair of shorts and they are for swimming, I have a pair of trcksuit pants for when I practice my Karate at home and Ive got 6 pairs of jeans.

I live in Florida. I own 2 pairs of jeans and piles and piles of shorts. I see people walking around all the time wearing jeans in the peak of summer and I don't get how they can do it. I've been here about 17 years and I STILL can't do it. I think it's an instant recipe for jock itch.

Hell...It's so friggin' hot in the summer that when I wear shorts, I go commando...

I make sure the shorts are long. Don't want "the boys" hanging out for a public appearance....

How can I prove that I have no pants?

... oh....

>.>

I can never find pants that fit right. I have no pants. Hey listen, you don't have to prove it, I believe it.

I'd prove it, sure, but I'm sure you don't want to see that. >.>

*hugs Mistress* YAY! Someone believes my pantslessness!

... >.>

And here I thought I was being slick.

Well, for someone like you, Madame Shock, I'd be happy to. :D