and the greatest sex ever? Just asking?
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and the greatest sex ever? Just asking?
not much, to be honest. I don't think i've ever had one.
either one.
Can you make it a Tofutti Cutie?
Actually, I am going to go into the kitchen right now. Now I guess I would definitely walk like 800 feet for a key lime pie Tofutti Cutie with vanilla sandwich.
klondike bars are good. however, I can get both those things with no difficulty.
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Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue
So are ya with me on the walk about 800 feet answer? :)
lol, more like 8 feet...... all the way to my freezer. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Amelia G
Showoff!:1orglaughQuote:
Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue
I'd break into Voltaires house. >.>
and you'd be met with my 12 guage.Quote:
Originally Posted by DoctorZ
I want neither.
Klondike bars will make me fat, and I have no use for sex, even if people wanted to sleep with me.
That's what the choloform grenade is for!Quote:
Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue
>.> Well, not really.
But eh, two birds with one grenade.
Um, you're suggesting breaking into her house and chloroforming her.
I'd be arrested right now if I'd said that.
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It's the internet.
Nothing is true on the internet.
Walk down the block to the store
i would walk down the street to see voltaire with her 12 gauge... as a matter of fact i might even go on that interweb thingy to surf for pics of it... but a klondike bar has no appeal to me unless it involves a dyke... i'm an oreo man myselfQuote:
Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue
I have the strange feeling that Voltaire naked with a shotgun in a BB photo would have some appeal.
Especially if she had just been told something to make her VERY unhappy within the past 5 minutes.
i came to post this even tho i live like 5 miles from town so id probably driveQuote:
Originally Posted by a_small_death
i guess i'd buy one..lol
get me one too.
well, if you insist..but it'll cost ya. :1orglaughQuote:
Originally Posted by mystoo
They have the greatest sex ever down the block at the store? Who knew Monjabi sold that at his store. Usually when I'm in there, I just notice his "tobacco" pipes, do' rags, and energy pills for sale.Quote:
Originally Posted by a_small_death
stab a motherf**ker.
Sorry, I just really like frozen treats.
you're a creep. it might be the internet, but no matter where you say it, its still creepy.Quote:
Originally Posted by DoctorZ
searc no further. there are some on BB.Quote:
Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati
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Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
I can't post any of the pictures in this forum, but let's just say that Forrest Black and I have photographic proof that Voltaire naked with a shotgun is very appealing.
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Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue
Ha, ha, beat me to it. :thumb:
Fuck if I care.Quote:
Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue
wow. that speaks volumes about you as a person. have a nice life.Quote:
Originally Posted by DoctorZ
DZ, you're a crazy dude..lol... i dont even think being canadian is a good excuse..
ok ok let's get back on the topic of ice cream....mmm peanut butter and chocolate...mmmm...
you got your peanut butter in my chocolate!
^^^ I remember that commercial.
^^ and I remember that Family Guy episode.
When I was a kid watching those commercials I often wondered, "Who the Hell just strolls down the street with an opened jar of peanut butter?" and if you accidently stuck your chocolate in that peanut butter, would you then actually then eat it? I mean, it's some stranger's peanut butter that they been scooping out with the same spoon(and saliva) over and over....Ewwwww!Quote:
Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati
if it was new york, you'd get shot.
ok so i gotta explain this one. I knew a guy from new york, and he would always say that. according to him like 10,000 people died every day in new york, because any dispute would result in both parties shooting each other. so it is a running joke amongst people who knew him to always say that, and the more absurd the situation, the better. "what do you mean the grocery store is out of oranges? if this was new york, you'd get shot."