Have you every accidentally pissed yourself in public?
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Have you every accidentally pissed yourself in public?
Piss, no. Shit, Hell ya! I suffer from Crohn's disease (an intestinal illness) so before it was diagnosed I shit bloody diarrhea every two minutes, literally and urgently for years. I was so ill that I dropped down to 80 pounds (at 5' 5"). I could point out at least a dozens places in my city that I've shit. Parking lots, fields, alleys, etc...even the back-seat of my car.Haha! It's a good thing I'm better now and "everything" is under control.....
Ain't I sexy?!
Yes. Yes you are. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by MidniteCliche
damn :(Quote:
Originally Posted by MidniteCliche
I think haveing a gastrointestinal disease is an important part of any seriouse model's career :)
I am ashamed to admit i have.. and two years ago... its Somethign about the dollar store that makes me have to piss.. even if i go RIGHT before i go there. So im at the register... and i have to pee REALLY bad... and i start to feel it come out... and i grab my crotch... and there's people behind me... and QUICKLY realise that... so whilst walking out i slowly piss myself and hid behind my yellow Dollar Store bags. and run to my sisters car waiting in the parking lot.
I most likely have. Takes alot of beer, tho.
Oh, you have no idea. Everyone that knows me personally, love the shit jokes. It is well known that I am an ill digested wonder. :1poke: ..a marvel of nature. Supermodels would hate me. I eat all I want, still lose rediculous amounts of weight and 6 months of the year, look skeletal....what can I say? It's a gift.
I have come close. After a night of drinking and being felt up while walking to get food I had to pee really really bad. And of course I don't like using public bathrooms so I copped a squat on a park bench, then put my undies in my dates pocket after I was all patted dry.
:1orglaugh I'm glad you can see the upside. I've had a kidney infection myself, put me in the hospital for a couple days--sucky! I'll send good thoughts your way...Quote:
Originally Posted by MidniteCliche
The Dollar Store is a little evil, isn't it? but oh how I love thee, Dollar Store, with your wonderous dollar deals...Quote:
Originally Posted by TheQuietPlace
I was at a comedy club in nashville last year and Steven Wright was there...
I was so drunk that I couldnt stop laughin...Along with the other ppl there...But as far as I know I was the only drunk ass redneck that pissed himself from laughing so damn hard..
I couldnt get up to go to the bath room...