If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was arrested for?

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was arrested for?

Do this for me and then the next person to post says what they think the last person would have been arrested for :)

Tea smuggling.

Porn trafficking.

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Originally Posted by DoctorZ

Porn trafficking.

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I would be found not guilty..because I don't look at porn :^)

Doctor Z: unlicensed gynecology

I would assume it was for something you didn't do, otherwise I wouldn't expect you to get caught in the first place.

Amelia G: Arrested for stalking Axl Rose

Voldta: brought in for questioning after being mistaken for the Predator.

Forrest Black: Arrested for stealing Faberge eggs. He can't help it, they are just too delicious.

Morning Glory: Arrested on drug trafficking charges after his customers complained that he sold them meth when they wanted to buy crack.

Doctor Z - Arrested on the Hollywood strip for impersonating Doctor Zoidberg

Forrest - Taken in for questioning after setting the Armageddon clock forward 1 hour

MG - Arrested and charged for sleeping in a White House tree. Later escaped custody using a thumbtack and silly string.

Voldta: stealing clocks
Amelia: cat burgular
Forrest: Arson
Doctor Z: escaped mental patient

eye gouging

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Originally Posted by Morning Glory

Amelia G: Arrested for stalking Axl Rose

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And rightfully so, hes sexy!

Axl Rose: Impersonating an old lesbian.

http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/imag...se_400X400.jpg

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Originally Posted by Rockwulf

Axl Rose: Impersonating an old lesbian.

http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/imag...se_400X400.jpg

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If thats the case, I would so do that old lesbian. ;)

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Originally Posted by Rockwulf

Axl Rose: Impersonating an old lesbian.

http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/imag...se_400X400.jpg

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Yeah, I think I'd need a time machine to stalk Axl Rose. Pass.

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Originally Posted by Rockwulf

Axl Rose: Impersonating an old lesbian.

http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/imag...se_400X400.jpg

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I wonder if Ali even knows who Axel is. Hell, I wonder if Ali even knows who HE is.?

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Originally Posted by Ajax Knucklebones

I wonder if Ali even knows who Axel is. Hell, I wonder if Ali even knows who HE is.?

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You can see he does. That's a Glock he's about to pull from under his shirt.

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Originally Posted by Mindgames

You can see he does. That's a Glock he's about to pull from under his shirt.

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:1orglaugh

*ignores hijacking*
do me, do me!
i have no creativity whatsoever and. yeah. no one's playing anymore.
so someone do me (not like that, you pervs)

Grave robbing with intent of necrophiliac solicitation

The cop tried to give you a ticket for being awesome but you refused to sign demonstrating your awesomeness.

Discovered runaway from long ago. :p:

multiple frauds under assumed names :D

Trespassing, public nudity and lewd conduct seems a no-brainer, if not entirely improbable enough to be humorous.

raza; intent on passing false FBI badges to alqida, but still wont sneak me into the pub

soma_stardust; Violation of pink penal code statute 50/50/10, because blue is so much easer to color coordinate with

Lady Alias; printing and profiteering from the spread of false bar codes across the web, all i asked for was a bottle of aspirin for 2.63

Trotter; forcing a cat and dog to do it over a pentagram written in goats blood to sick the off spring catdogs on noisy neighbors, thankfully the plan was ceased in its infancy

Amelia G; being too close to goddess Athena in appearance so she pulled a couple of favors, all I can say is you screwed how did you piss off a god anyway?

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Originally Posted by spyinxxx

raza; intent on passing false FBI badges to alqida, but still wont sneak me into the pub

soma_stardust; Violation of pink penal code statute 50/50/10, because blue is so much easer to color coordinate with

Lady Alias; printing and profiteering from the spread of false bar codes across the web, all i asked for was a bottle of aspirin for 2.63

Trotter; forcing a cat and dog to do it over a pentagram written in goats blood to sick the off spring catdogs on noisy neighbors, thankfully the plan was ceased in its infancy

Amelia G; being too close to goddess Athena in appearance so she pulled a couple of favors, all I can say is you screwed how did you piss off a god anyway?

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Thread Necromancy will get ya the needle in Utah.

Children shouldn't play with dead things.

The difference between her post and the one before it was only 9 hours. I don't think that counts as a dead thread.

And when was the last time you posted to that computer guru thread o' observant one?

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Originally Posted by Amelia G

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was arrested for?

Do this for me and then the next person to post says what they think the last person would have been arrested for :)

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OK, first I have to do you... DEFINITELY the head madame of a prostitution ring, involving spies, blackmail, the Russian Mafia, and narcotics....

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Originally Posted by Buster Friendly

And when was the last time you posted to that computer guru thread o' observant one?

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OK so I think Buster was busted for stealing a carton of cigarrettes at a convenience store in Kentucky, and then they found machine guns in the back of his pick-up truck. Further investigation uncovered the dead bodies of several teenage girls....

(I watch a lot of crime shows...)

jennifer was busted for embezzelement, and tax evasion.

Voltaire Blue was arrested after giving a lap dance to a patron and then stabbing him in the neck with her stiletto after he tried to grab her ass.

Jax was taken, barely, by the US Marshals after holing up in a cabin with the corpses of 15 Playboy bunnies and a poodle. She was transported to Maine and charged with topiary.

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Originally Posted by Mindgames

Jax was taken, barely, by the US Marshals after holing up in a cabin with the corpses of 15 Playboy bunnies and a poodle. She was transported to Maine and charged with topiary.

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She was charged with a small decorative plant?

Illegal Alien Midget Rastlin' - as in from Venus.

Bil was arrested for indecent exposure below the Bible Belt.

^For cold blooded murder from pure jealousy with a sledge hammer. And shot with the gun that Dirty Harry had. And couple of stabbings and strangling :)

They said that the clerk served her hot soy latte instead of iced one by mistake. :D

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Originally Posted by OliX

^For cold blooded murder from pure jealousy with a sledge hammer. And shot with the gun that Dirty Harry had. And couple of stabbings and strangling :)

They said that the clerk served her hot soy latte instead of iced one by mistake. :D

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:1orglaugh I do enjoy ice in my lattes. Fortunately for my rap sheet, in Los Angeles, I don't come anywhere near being demanding as a coffee consumer. Well, not where I get coffee anyway.

Rockwulf was arrested for loitering.

At the trial even he was shocked saying, "Really? Loitering? That's it?" and then proceeded to punch the judge in the face and escape out the window.

if i saw amelia in the back of a cop car i would assume that she and a few of her models had gotten pinched for indecent exposure... but that's just the logical option.

Voldta... anything from loitering to stealing car stereos. :p just cause i miss ya kid.

me, it's prolly be for whatever they bust mG for. giving some "authority figure" a piece of my mind.

~K

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Originally Posted by Morning Glory

Rockwulf was arrested for loitering.

At the trial even he was shocked saying, "Really? Loitering? That's it?" and then proceeded to punch the judge in the face and escape out the window.

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