Inmate uses string of Christmas lights to escape jail

from kansas city

MARSHFIELD, Mo. | Webster County officials aren’t taking the attempted escape of a jail inmate lightly.

Authorities say they arrested 17-year-old Shane Sartin this morning along a highway after he broke out of the Webster County jail Thursday night using a string of Christmas lights to climb down from a third-story exercise area in the county courthouse.

They say the Christmas lights broke and Sartin apparently injured his back falling to the ground.

He still got away, however, and changed from his orange prison jumpsuit to sweats and T-shirt before officers found him.

Sartin, of Seymour, was being held on stealing charges. Authorities said they took Sartin to a hospital to gauge the extent of his back injury.

another blatant example of why christmas is a threat and a war crime against humanity. christmast=raeping babies.

Fuck Christmas.

I'm not really a big fan of being murdered, but I always respect an escaped convict.

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Originally Posted by Morning Glory

I'm not really a big fan of being murdered, but I always respect an escaped convict.

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I tend to agree. Although, I could be killed by a Vampire-Pirate-Ninja and not feel to bad about it.

Who are you? Not to sound like a dick ( there's a first time for everything), but I don't recall having seen any other posts by you.