Oh. Hello neighbors. I'm new.

'Ello. I'm Dandi. I stumbled onto this site last night while drinking JD and signed up today while I'm in bed nursing a mild hangover on my day off.

I'm 22. I work as a contortionist, UV bodypainter/model, DJ and accountant. Life's a total blast. ^.^

Anywho, just figured I'd say a quick hi. I look forward to being a member here and getting to know you!

hello. im new too! im 17. i got this thing while i was sposed to be workin on school stuff. ha! im skippin class now staying in my hidden corner of the library. only have abt an hour and a half til im free! btw...bacardi's better. :D

Truefax, but in my heart i'm a Jager girl. ;D

Why hello thar.

I'm a beer drinker and hell raiser myself.