lik y u hatin

hi b0ys and grlz.

y are u all hating on vampyredraven? Its not easy livin this life we did not choose it. 2 have a tormented soul forced into your body is hard on us.

We drank the red drank becuz it helps stabilize our minds and gives u powers u cant even imagine. wen i go into the sun my skin sparklez. I bet u wish yur skin could sparklez too.

since i was 16 my protean powers have becum so advanced my grlfrend said i could be dracula.

n e ways plz stop hatin on vampyredraven and give us a chance.

suncerely
-~~~`````*********Lord Velvet Cape*********````````~~~~~

Hey, do you douches know this guy:

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Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.
"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat"
"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

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alright who the hell did this >.>

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Originally Posted by Rockwulf

Hey, do you douches know this guy:

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if he was skilled in the artz of beastromancy it is possible he could have transformed himself. Ets kind uf weird to turn into a goat. why not becum a raven or black wolf if you wanted to escape?

I theek the officers may have had magicians of their own that stopped him from performing a proper changing.

Does creating a parody of a troll make the original troll more believable, or does it just mean someone needed a bit less subtlety?

Do you think it's that he was a "beastromancer" or that Nigerians are just dirt-fucking-stupid?

~~~~~````Lord Velvet Capes````~~~~~~~~

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Originally Posted by Rockwulf

Do you think it's that he was a "beastromancer" or that Nigerians are just dirt-fucking-stupid?

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y r u being so mean to the Nigerians? do u think you are better then them? Rockwulf you're being such a dick im serial.

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Originally Posted by Vampyre-LordVelvetCapes

hi b0ys and grlz.

y are u all hating on vampyredraven? Its not easy livin this life we did not choose it. 2 have a tormented soul forced into your body is hard on us.

We drank the red drank becuz it helps stabilize our minds and gives u powers u cant even imagine. wen i go into the sun my skin sparklez. I bet u wish yur skin could sparklez too.

since i was 16 my protean powers have becum so advanced my grlfrend said i could be dracula.

n e ways plz stop hatin on vampyredraven and give us a chance.

suncerely
-~~~`````*********Lord Velvet Cape*********````````~~~~~

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Lord lack of education...

please type in complete sentences utilizing correct spelling and grammar...

spellcheck... and knock off the "u = you" "4 = for" crap....



DICTIONARY: pro·te·an \ˈprō-tē-ən, prō-ˈtē-\
Function: adjective
Date: 1598

1 : of or resembling Proteus in having a varied nature or ability to assume different forms
2 : displaying great diversity or variety : versatile

please stop while you are ahead and just hang out with us and chat like normal folks...

Rockwulf talking to himself itt

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Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati

Lord lack of education...

please type in complete sentences utilizing correct spelling and grammar...

spellcheck... and knock off the "u = you" "4 = for" crap....



DICTIONARY: pro·te·an \ˈprō-tē-ən, prō-ˈtē-\
Function: adjective
Date: 1598

1 : of or resembling Proteus in having a varied nature or ability to assume different forms
2 : displaying great diversity or variety : versatile

please stop while you are ahead and just hang out with us and chat like normal folks...

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Using ur dictionarium does not make u smarter. Using all of those letterz iz a waste of tiem when u can type how it soundz.

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Originally Posted by Vampyre-LordVelvetCapes

y r u being so mean to the Nigerians? do u think you are better then them? Rockwulf you're being such a dick im serial.

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your cereal? like "count chocula"

Jonny, I think you're missing the joke.

Raza, I think it's brilliant but no, I can't take the credit.

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Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati

your cereal? like "count chocula"

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u obviouslly dont watch southpark noobs.

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Originally Posted by Vampyre-LordVelvetCapes

y r u being so mean to the Nigerians? do u think you are better then them? Rockwulf you're being such a dick im serial.

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"serial" huh?
serial what? killer? douche? door-to-door religious nut?
i'm amused.

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Originally Posted by Rockwulf

Jonny, I think you're missing the joke.

Raza, I think it's brilliant but no, I can't take the credit.

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lol. i almost thought it was you but it didn't seem like it.

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Originally Posted by Vampyre-LordVelvetCapes

Using ur dictionarium does not make u smarter. Using all of those letterz iz a waste of tiem when u can type how it soundz.

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dude... you are right... using a dictionary doesn't make me smarter...

it makes me more educated... thus smarter...

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Originally Posted by Raza

Does creating a parody of a troll make the original troll more believable, or does it just mean someone needed a bit less subtlety?

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:1orglaugh I think you just created the ultimate zen koan for the internet.

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Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati

dude... you are right... using a dictionary doesn't make me smarter...

it makes me more educated... thus smarter...

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that wuz prtty deep jonny.

this is highly entertaining....:popcorn:
*looks for vampire chick*

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Originally Posted by Vampyre-LordVelvetCapes

u obviouslly dont watch southpark noobs.

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um... i do watch south park.. per say...

i'm having one of those days i guess...

need to see some tits...

i guess it is time to give "Hope" a chance....




i'm going to have Hope give me a table dance later tonight

MAN its hard to write like that for so long. I had plans to keep going but it was making my brain hurt.

I'm sorry all but I could not resist.

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Originally Posted by Amelia G

:1orglaugh I think you just created the ultimate zen koan for the internet.

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he made my head hurt with that one... slowed down my Raza debate on another thread...

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Originally Posted by Velvet-Tongue

MAN its hard to write like that for so long. I had plans to keep going but it was making my brain hurt.

I'm sorry all but I could not resist.

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well at least you made my day better... even my dog is laughing with me on this...

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Originally Posted by Velvet-Tongue

MAN its hard to write like that for so long. I had plans to keep going but it was making my brain hurt.

I'm sorry all but I could not resist.

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awww you gave up too soon.
and after i got popcorn and all....

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Originally Posted by Velvet-Tongue

MAN its hard to write like that for so long. I had plans to keep going but it was making my brain hurt.

I'm sorry all but I could not resist.

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Way to take one for the team dude.

I think its AK or BF, I'm more inclined to say AK though..... I'm dying to know who did this; its comedy gold

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Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue

I think its AK or BF, I'm more inclined to say AK though..... I'm dying to know who did this; its comedy gold

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*swoosh*

and i'm the idiot that bit...

we all need some thread abuse now and then...

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Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati

and i'm the idiot that bit...

we all need some thread abuse now and then...

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Hehehe, I love ya man.

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Originally Posted by Rockwulf

Hey, do you douches know this guy:

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BTW, if anyone was wondering, that story about the goat is as real as it is mind numbingly pathetic.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090123/od_nm/us_goat

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Originally Posted by Velvet-Tongue

*swoosh*

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that was awesome, mucho props.

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Originally Posted by Rockwulf

BTW, if anyone was wondering, that story about the goat is as real as it is mind numbingly pathetic.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090123/od_nm/us_goat

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i didn't doubt for a moment the validity of that story

i got "vamp rolled"

"per se"

Its either Nigeria or Lebanon..but one of those..the street fighters/rebels etc carry feather dusters to knock away bullets, saw the sights off their guns (Since god will guide the bullets) and believe that the SOUND of the gun..not the bullet is what scares the souls out of peoples bodies.

They also believe that dressing in drag is frightening and makes you a more fearsome warrior.

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Originally Posted by Velvet-Tongue

Its either Nigeria or Lebanon..but one of those..the street fighters/rebels etc carry feather dusters to knock away bullets, saw the sights off their guns (Since god will guide the bullets) and believe that the SOUND of the gun..not the bullet is what scares the souls out of peoples bodies.

They also believe that dressing in drag is frightening and makes you a more fearsome warrior.

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i love a good drag show!

in Australia...

i've fought against some of those rebels in a few African countries...