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it's like a goodway to get put on the news for smacking a prostitute after she trys to bite off your tongue......
yes, vince, the guy known for shamwow was arrested after assaulting a call girl in southbeach who he bought that tryed to bite his tongue off after he went to kiss her.
he also does a food processor chopper thingy infomercial where he openly boasts how you're gonna love his nuts.:thumb:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...7092sham1.html
LOL - the food processor is called the SLAM CHOP.... which is exactly what she did.... Life imitates art I guess. :D
i can't believe he spent a thousand bucks. lol. he coulda gotten "greek special" out here for like two hundred lol. guess she didnt love his nuts.
ha. serves him right.
Maybe tongue-biting is part of the $1,000 special and he should have read the fine print.
i think the two mugshots pretty much tell the story the best. vince looks so pissed and she's just smiling her ass off. she's talking about suing him personally too.
its amazing what 3 years of hard living will do. there is a world of difference in her two mug shots. I doubt she'll succeed in suing him......
oh i dont think she's got a case either especially since his reaction was in defense to her trying to bite his tongue off. if someone tryed to bite my tongue off i'd probably do the "carpet test" with a shamwow across their face too.
which reminds me, they never do say if shamwows pick up blood stains do they?
that guy need to lay off the meth.
and the wine,coffee,cola..........
He needs to watch his own infomercials so he understands what a good price is. $1000.00 for THAT lady? Please. Seems like a rip-off. In the least, she could have charged him $999.95 and thrown in a free 6 piece knife set or something.
Holyshit this is wonderful. I could not have expected a better way for him to go to jail.
Ahahahah, that is amazing. That hooker is my hero.
I know, right? Hahahah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ajax Knucklebones
LOL!!! Ok, someone has to do the YouTube of this :DQuote:
Originally Posted by malcolm
i dont think i've seen a single shamwow commercial all day today.
but was jus tthinking up a conspiracy theory that maybe billy mays payed the prostitute to bite hsi tongue off cus he was losing business or something cus you never hear about billy mays getting his oxi-cleaned by a call girl do ya?
He looks like a creep from the commercials, this confirms it.
Man can you imagine that guy banging a hooker?
/in his voice "yeah Bitch, Fuck you bang you! You know the germans make good stuff!
ENFF IM GONNA BLOW MUH LOAD...SHAM..WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWW
URGHH..
/lays down "That was a Slap Chop of a ride I'm telling you.
Maybe she bit his tongue to shut him up :D
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Originally Posted by Velvet-Tongue
He can't be doing that all day..
Probably, hahah. I can't think of any other reason why someone would want to make mouth to mouth contact with him....Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ Bat
Equolla chinga!:1orglaughQuote:
Originally Posted by Velvet-Tongue
You know..i was just watching a commercial for it 5 minutes ago..and all I could think of was the story...
If you just listen to it and think that he's talking about a prostitute it's now funnier than before. :)
have you seen the food chopper one? that ones a fucking trip.
i swear halfway thorugh it he literally says "you're gonna love my nuts."
I just found out "shami" is how we pronounce "chamois".
I keep thinking malcolm's talking about a kebab ;)
okay.....yeah if i dont know how something is actually spelled, i tend to spell it how it sounds lol.
Just a little something I whipped up:
http://www.freakblows.com/forum/uplo...1238703862.gif
turd in a blender