In 1,000 archeologists examine bodies from the early 21st century
In 1,000 years archeologist will examine bodies from the early 21st century.
When they dig up the mummified remains they'd notice that all of them contain strange body modifications. What would they learn about our customs and religious beliefs?
-Royal heir's signified their nobility by piercing their genitals.
-Japanese was the universal world language, but they would be perplexed why most people choose nonsense gibberish.
-The butterfly was a fertility God that was the mark of the tribe placed on a young woman's lower back symbolizing her availability and willingness to copulate.
If you can think of anymore, keep em coming!
Re: In 1,000 archeologists examine bodies from the early 21st century
Fat, hairy men all love their Mums.
Re: In 1,000 archeologists examine bodies from the early 21st century
Aliens created the Skyscrapers since how could we have made such gigantic buildings with our primitive tools?
Re: In 1,000 archeologists examine bodies from the early 21st century
Tattoos on the lower backs of women signified what occupations they had. The term "sexy" signifies "Procreation laborers".
Re: In 1,000 archeologists examine bodies from the early 21st century
Breast implants are time capsules, but how the fuck do they work?