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Scientists have drilled deeply into the psyche of the average heterosexual woman and managed to come away not only with sanity intact, but also with the sacred truth coveted by smarmy male club-skanks the world over: which moves on the dance floor are likely to facilitate a healthy coat of stanky on my hang-down?
Employing 3D modeling and biometric analysis, British psychologists at Northumbria University believe they have broken the secrets of rhythmic motions and trepanned out the...