Enter Ouroboros.

Yo.
I'm new at this, so expect the usual newbie shit.
In my public profile, you can find most basic info on me (and a sexy pic of yours truly!), so it's less for me to type here. After checking around the forums for a bit, I realized some people had the tendency to introduce themselves, so I figured, 'what the hey?'
In my life, I've had a truck-load of names, aliases, pseudonyms and... what do you call the silly names girlfriends call you? I could make a list of them, but I don't think it matters much. I'm twenty-four years old. I don't know what's the age average around here.
I'm studying the equivalent of high-school for, like, the sixth time. There's always some reason for which I am unable to finish it, mostly due to my rejection of discipline, challenges to authority, and good, old fashioned slacking off.
I hate studying, to tell the truth. I'm too lazy and I truly hate the feeling of submission I get while in a school. I dislike school for being an excuse for us 'kids' to socialize and despise my teachers for usually being dumber than I am.
I moved out when I was sixteen, but returned home by eighteen. The real world was a bit too tough for me, and I'd rather live comfortably with my parents while they'll still have me.
I've pretty much worked as every kind of underpaid job there is, from mason and delivery boy to teacher and customs agency employee.
I can't help being versatile. People have the idea that I'm some sort of artist because I can draw a straight line, because I can ramble about certain ficticious subjects long enough and because I have written/sung for a band. While this is highly flattering, I just don't buy it, yet. It takes years of effort and discipline to be an accomplished artist and I don't see myself doing anything of the sort.
I'm an atheist, which I am sure shocks no one in this community. But I wasn't always one. Actually, I was very passionately devoted when I was younger. I was not disillusioned. I merely started thinking for myself and questioning.
I have rejected all pre-established system of thought, religious or otherwise. I think it too big a risk to accept any, since only one can be right and the rest would have to be somehow wrong. Thus, I question. I believe nothing I don't see for myself. I am not distrusting, simply clinically objective.
I don't smoke. I don't drink. I don't do drugs. I don't dance. I guess that'd make me a painfully boring person, but I'd rather watch a movie and talk. I talk a lot (about myself mostly, in case you haven't noticed!) and really like people who can keep up. I like to look smart. Or smart-ass, at the very least.
I'm good-natured and good-humored. I'm just on a crappy period of my life because my girlfriend's gone to th U.K. to work for ten months. I'm not dependent, but I miss her attention and I can't do without sex.
I'm bi, or I thought I was, 'til I bagged my first boy. Not much to talk about, there.
I'm a videogame freak. I like (or liked, I'm not sure) RPGs. And I love music (don't we all? It just makes us sound sooooo cool and cultivated!) And yeah, I like cartoons and anime.
I think I've gone on enough. Did I mention I'm my favorite topic of conversation? Just check out the first letter in every paragraph!

... cooky, eh? :D

hello

Whoa. This looks longer. now that it's up.

Hey, Nice to meet you. You seem cool so far. :D:) :thumb:

I keep saying I am!

Does this mean I get to fuck with your mind now?

Hey, people do it all the time. At leat you were polite enough to ask.

... fuck away.

Oh, goodie. :zzwhip:

No Tequila? Now THAT did disillusion me..

That's a stereotype, you know.

... I guess.

The drunk mexican? ,)
Hey, that's what the movies taught me
... I guess ,p

Damn movies. It is they who are the root of all evil!

True. Show me a(n) (american) movie where germans actually don't wear Wehrmachts uniforms ,)

Or lederhosen. Or are drunks, too!

Hello hello. Hope your stay here is awsome, and if it isn't, sucks to be you :D

To the Abyss with most teachers. I KNOW that most of them in today's schools would very easily be outdone by well dressed chimps.

ahoy therr welcome aboard and i hope you enjoy your stay because you will probably never leave again harr

hello! nice to hear all about you....welcome.